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May

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba recently turned 43 and she still looks pretty good for a mom at 43 but I am also a pervert who thinks anything that isn’t fat with a set of tits looks good because I have no standards….

She recently stepped down as CEO of her brand that’s made her a dot com billionaire, first to the direct to consumer influencer run brand that she’s now retired from…

So she can do things like produce content in her bikini to get that male attention she used to get before she had to be a serious CEO type…

Back to being the hot chick, just old as shit now, the way nature intended for her before she went off course to become a billionaire.

It’s nice to see her strip down into a bikini for old times even if she’s an old timer…because a half naked Alba is the only Alba we need.

As a side note, I once knew an LA scenester dude who told me she’s a real whore who cheats on her husband and fucks all the important cocks in Hollywood even after she stopped the whole acting thing for the CEO thing…which makes her bikini content all the sluttier…

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