Jessica Alba is looking like your grandma who just figured out her phone she got for Christmas has a front Camera, but she can’t quite figure out how to go back to the regular camera…which makes sense because bitch is old, but I guess not that old, maybe more entitled and coddled and used to having her personal assistant do everything for her, so that she doesn’t need to use her brain on anything but trying to act her way through being an “Honorary” CEO of a tech / e-commerce company like she was GOOP…but far less controversial, or talked about, despite being far hotter.

At least she realizes that despite being a 40 year old mom of 3, we still want to see her sweaty tits in her sports bra, because we remember those tits at their prime, when they weren’t out there making babies, but rather out there getting herpes. Memories….

The only funny Gossip I know about Alba, is that her husband was such an Alba fan that he made a deal with her when they first got together, knowing he wasn’t an A Lister or that rich, and that deal was that they would have a family together, build a business together and that she’d be allowed to fuck around with other dudes, the ultimate CUCK, only he’s not invited to watch her when she fucks the A-Listers…a story that may be fake, but I think is true, and funny in all her pics….not quite as funny as this filtered up herpe looking face….but funny nonetheless.

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Look an old Jessica Alba and her mom body doing fitness…for her fans to jerk off to while she can pretend to be an influencer influencing the middle aged women who remember who she is and who buy her “Honest” products despite them being dishonest on how to do some work outs…when really it’s just her giving her loyal dude fans who you know are out there – some activewear ass to jack off to….and clearly she knows they’ll jack off to anything from any angle cuz it’s like she’s not even trying to hide her GUNT.

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If you look at these pics from afar, and you should, because Alba’s hands look old and scary as shit, because she is old and they don’t have a solid FACE INJECTION solution to make hands look as youthful and stretched out as faces, or if they do, Alba hasn’t bought into it yet…..despite EVERYONE knowing NECK and HANDS is the way to age a woman, like cutting a tree in half and counting the rings….if you know what i mean…

But if you look at these pics from afar, it looks like the aged Alba billionaire e-commerce celebrity, is on the side of the road giving herself a hunched over diddle cuz she just got that itch…or because someone punched her in the stomach…or because her old tired uterus is having some pre-menopause convulsions….or because she’s about the throw up….

Sure she’s really just looking at her tire with an ipad in hand but WHERE is the fun in that…the side of the road pervert diddler diddling herself is a better NARRATIVE….

I need to use the world NARRATIVE more often.

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Jessica Alba is so boring….but she is someone that everyone jacked off to in the 90s or 2000s or whenever our girl was getting cast to be the hot chick…and she was and still is the hot chick..there is no taking that away from her…

I’ve heard about her open relationship, because the rumored pervert cheats on her husband, despite her dozen kids….who cares…she is rich….I’ve heard about her rumored herpes from Derek Jeter…you can’t take that away from her. LOL. Who cares she is rich..

She used her celebrity to start an Instagram brand early on -it was called Honest despite being proven it is not honest and no one cared – it took off…all because she endorsed it. Celebrities…and their retard fans who buy their wares….which is why I prefer perv fans who like the tits.

The star who gets to play a fake Ceo while actual business folk run the ship, that’s how these deals typically work, not to say she couldn’t Ceo, but why fucking bother when you were rich to begin with when the whole thing started…and doesn’t need to work…but like a Kardashian…she’s now worth a billion dollars…Jessica Alba…richer that most…crazy right…but not as crazy as her hard nips that scream “ya’ll still like my tits?”….

Confirm and reaffirm.

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Jessica Alba is on the media publicity tour for some show that she’s on because that’s what self absorbed actors do…

Alba, who has never really made it as an actor, but had a huge celebrity for being hot in shit movies….but used that celebrity to launch some brand she likely had nothing to do with other than hang out at the office and pretend to work there to make it seem legit…when it wasn’t legit..it was a long drawn out brand deal that got bitch paid as a tech tycoon and retail tycoon with her massive brand..

But that doesn’t feed her ego, her urning to be an actress…so she’s back at that…still looking good at her old fucking age…and here are her feet that you know people are jerking off to cuz foot fetishes are real…

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Jessica Alba pushing her tits together because she heard Kylie Jenner is a billionaire from her social media make-up line and figures that at 40, she better step the fuck up with her whoring the fuck out – because she hasn’t tried hard enough in terms of being a whore – even though she was only cast for being the hot chick, she was the low hanging fruit hot chick who put her tits out there…she was the hot chick who was never naked, who launched a brand, and who became a mom of 3-4….and now….Jessica Alba’s here bringing it…because all these people want to get as much money as possible, far more money than the next guy, because that’s how egos work. You gotta be the best…..

So here’s some old lady tits, that still look good, cuz she’s got that Mexican blood in her, all that money, and doesn’t fucking rot away like white chicks do.

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This is hardly a nip slip…but apparently it’s a nip slip…pulled directly from Jessica Alba’s youtube feed, which is interesting because she’s never been topless in a movie, even though at one time she was the one girl who people wanted to see naked in a movie, the token hot chick, that didn’t matter if she could act or not, what mattered was that guys wanted to jerk off to her…so she got the job…..a celebrity she leveraged into a billion dollar brand of household mom products, because I guess her fans grew with her, got knocked up with her, and wanted to buy household products endorsed and sold by her, even if they are a lie or a scam….

Maybe Alba is reclaiming her tits, like she was Jennifer Lawrence trying to explain why she’s topless in her new movie, and making it about the leaked / hacked nudes, to get sympathy from the fact that she got off to people getting off to her tits and she actually wanted to give them more….there is NO doubt in my mind that any celebrity, who pretends they are in it for the art of pretending to be someone else, is not actually there for the guys jerking off to her, and the money, you know…

Or maybe it’s an accident…

Or maybe these aren’t her nipples, and this free the nipple shit, isn’t even nipples, but shadows….who knows what these breast feeding moms are up to….not me. I don’t have the answers.

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