Jessica Alba…

Billionaire dot com tycoon, who was one of the first unimpressive celebrities to hop onto the social media and internet hustle with some direct to consumer brands, something that I probably wouldn’t have expected to work as well as it did, probably part of the reason I’m not a dot com anything, but maybe a troll hiding in the fucking basement of the internet eating the table scraps left behind from the actual players, but really, Alba was boring, she’s a shitty actress, her fan base was a bunch of virgin nerd film people who thought she was the next messiah or that her tits were….

Well, she’s still producing content, probably to push sales to projects she has equity in, like with this WEDNESDAY fitness video of her on the spin bike, breaking a sweat, the face looking a little too much like Khloe Kardashian than you’d want Jessica Alba to look, but it’s the era of muppets so be happy the mom of 3-4 is vain enough to not have a massive gunt hanging over the cunt…

Fitness is hot…even when Jessica Alba is not so hot anymore…

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