Jessica Alba is pretty much retired from her corporate life, where she spent a solid 10 years in the Direct To Consumer social media scam that made her billions of dollars.

She didn’t even really need that money because she’s a hyped up celebrity who was rich to begin with, but you can never make too much money in this world and no hate for a person who commits to making as much as they can off the current climate of retards on social media eager to spend on shit they don’t need.

She was at one time the hottest Hollywood had to offer, as she’s aged, I don’t really see the appeal, but at the time she was more than just the HOT HERPES PANTY girl that DEREK JETER came inside, she was an icon of the time….

There were plenty of paparazzi pics of her in a bikini on all fours, which was exciting back in the day when whores weren’t whoring the way they whore now.

Clearly old dogs don’t learn new tricks, because this bitch is on vacation, probably a family spring break experience at one of their villas and she’s launched it with her pussy mound, that’s hardly a mound at all….

She’s skinny, got abs, is fit, but is also mid-40s and a mom, so it’s probably only good to people who don’t like jerking off to the archive pics of when she was hotter, but instead commit to the updated pics of her now…to feel like they’ve aged out with her, like their romance is one that is one-sided, but that will go on until one of you dies….her fans are weird.

At least she’s not fat or rocking a MUFF GUT like a typical middle aged mom, she’s got an ego, narcissism and standards because she is Jessica Alba and not being a dump old dried up pussy, but rather a tight body dried up pussy is pretty CLUTCH…

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