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2010

02

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend is a Sex Offender of the Day

I don’t really get American sex offender laws. You see her boyfriend is 20 and there is no way he isn’t fucking her brains out on the daily, but for some reason he doesn’t get arrested as a sex offender, but a friend of mine convinced a 17 year old girl to meet him for a late night blowjob in the park down in Florida a few years ago, and when he got there the police were waiting and the only blowjob he got was with his ass in prison…

It’s like the rules don’t apply to Hollywood and I guess it’s not fair to the rest of you, but I live in Canada and up until last year, I coulda fucked a 14 year old legally and luckily for the 14 year olds in the world, the law moved to 16, an age where girls actually have tight bodies, and don’t look like pubescent boys 2 periods into adulthood, so I don’t really care, I’d just like to see motherfucker get locked up as an example…instead of some nobody hustling girls off the internet…but that’s not gonna happen, so here are the pics of her tanline he cums on because he can instead….

Here she is sitting like a dude….

Here she is leaving the gym with her bra exposed….

Pics via Fame

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