Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are.

You see just the other day I was in line for a coffee behind a grandfather and his 15 year old grand daughter who had legs for days and a booty that wouldn’t quit but that could hang out of her shorts… with C cup tits and a toned stomach busting out of a tank top….in what made me feel really creepy staring….but that I couldnt’ stop staring at…because as much as I don’t want to sex a tween….I had to take in the pretty serious sceince experiment/miracles that Genetically Modified foods are making in our own backyards and school yards…

The shit is pretty fucking real….and here’s Miley Braless and lovely…

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