Miley Cyrus is fantastic….especially when half naked…and really I don’t know if my enjoyment of these pics has anything to do with this being pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini….or if it is just my general liking of all things young, tight bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off their bodies….because I kinda hate Miley Cyrus, she seems like an ignorant, uneducated, trashy hick who would likely annoy me and anyone not on her payroll or not milking her for her personal gain…but she does have that young, tigh bodied and half naked….all wet and dripping with bathing suits hanging off her going for her….making her very fucking tolerable…..right now.

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*had to remove the images thanks to evil paparazzi – but this video is way funnier and the pic I posted is in it.

Here’s the weird Miley Cyrus face I’ve been missinng so much the last few months when she was photographed showing off her tight young pilates body that distracted me from her weird looking face…I don’t know if it weak chinned, or if it just looks like she’s sucking on something sour, but this is the reason I was never a fan of her….before she started showing off her tight pilates body….you see cuz as much as I hate broken down faces, I really love hot fit bodies, almost causing conflict for me, until remembering it is Miley and how hard I’d like to K-Fed her….shit she could get her face eaten off by some homeless dude on Bath Salts and I’d still take her to prom – if you know what I mean.

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Miley put this up on Twitter, and I approve….which I am sure was what she was going for…they all care about their drunkenstepfather’s opinion as they spit in my face and say “you’re not my real dad, I hate you!”….leading to spanking, boners and questionable moral and ethical behavior….Miley is the future….more relevant than tap dancing. I’m drunk. Hi.

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I fucking love damaged girls….so whether hard nipple Miley is putting on a stunt or making a joke about being a cutter, or is actually a cutter, I am sold….You see cuz a girl who cuts herself…is a girl for me….molested, experienced, depressed, insecure, self-hating and all the fucking good stuff I look for in a woman because I know they’ll be easy to manage, further destroy and help breakdown to an even darker place…cuz the more fucking tormented and damaged, the better the sex….that’s why so many guys put up with headaches from crazies…often time it’s worth it….even if it always ends horrible…

Sane, stable, secure, happy and positive bitches ruin all…..plus they usually aren’t down to sleep with someone like me, so I was kinda thrown into the damaged woman market head first and I’m happy here…

Thanks Miley….

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The good news Miley is making a point of loving and supporting and embracing all you faggots.

The better news is she’d doing it in a way people can stare at her tits..and if anything…in a way that her tits are being used to advertise her politics….

The bad news is that Homophobia doesn’t exist anymore….

Sure people will always hate gay people cuz man on man action seems wrong and/ or gross and it doesn’t appeal to them or does and that makes them feel uncomfortable….maybe cuz they know that women are the sex controller and if women had the mindset of men…all hell would break loose in a pile of fucking…thus making gay relationships a scary sexed up mess that will ruin society….not to mention that whole AIDS thing….and anti christian element despite more religious heroes sticking their dick in people of the same gender for generations….

But Homos have never got so much love than they do now. They are allowed on TV, they are allowed to talk about it in their personal life, they can get jobs and not just as hair and make-up people, fashion and interior designers or male prosititutes….they can get mortgages, they are fucking celebrated in the media…high school gays are wearing prom dresses…

This Miley Bitch doesn’t know homophobia…when gays had to marry to repress their gay….and how they had to go to truck stops to live out their gay…only to be beat the fuck up by a gang of hicks waiting for them in the stall…raped then dragged behind pick-up trucks, cuz it’s not gay to the hicks if they kill you when done with you….it’s just teaching them there queers a lesson….

Real homophobia is a thing of the past….Miley needs to get a new cause and mission…ideally involving my penis inside her….so she can stop her fucking bitching about nonsense – and start her bitching about real life problems….

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