If you look close enough, you can see her maxi pad. Not that any girls weear Maxi Pads…they are either into tampons or menstrual cups…all hippie and disgusting…using their periods to fertilize their organic gardens…in some hairy pussy and not in a good way….kind of way….

But I am old, and memories of seeing girls in tight pants wearing maxi pads….are almost erotic to me…not cuz I like periods for sex even if it is constant lubrication…and really only like periods for the “We’re not pregnant”….but because girls were less slutty and I was leess desesnsitized….capabale of getting off to hard nipples and a little camel toe…but now I can’t get off to anything. The internet has ruined the simple pleasures…

Simple pleasures Miley Cyrus is bringing back…young tight body…in little tight shorts….can save me….I believe.

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Here’s some Miley Twitter erotica cuz I love her hot body…even when it is clothed and sprawled out on a day bed like she’s either medicated and ready to be taken advantage of…or just tired on her Memorial Day….because her life isn’t one long, never ending vacation…..you know full of money, celebrity perks, and the abilty to do whatever the fuck she wants at any given time….because she has a staff that caters to all her needs….a life that I guess is so exhausting….exhaustion that if I was in the room…I’d definitely have to sneak attack with my fingers/mouth/and/or/penis….I’ve been accused of rape at least once for this kind of romance….I call Sloth-rotica…..

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I am into this new Miley Cyrus in a big way….not only does she embrace the importance of fitness….working out everyday…giving her a tight fucking body I want to lick up and down like it was some kind of cold tasty treat on a hot summer day and I was some fat kid obsessed with cold tasty treats….

More importantly she also embraces not wearing a bra cuz it ruins her perky tits…in a save that shit for sloppy cunts who don’t work out….or who arent 18 with hot little perky tits….

And even more importantly….she does it in a sleeveless hipster shirt while running….cuz she doesn’t give a fuck…an attitude most girls should have…cuz if they did…maybe they’d be Miley Cyrus too…at least that’s what I tell them when trying to fuck them…

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Apparently the Billboard Music Awards were on last night…and I had no idea….proving yet again that I am not a celebrity gossip blogger or industry insider in any way…I just post the hot pics of the bitches everyone praises…you know bitches who are over paid, over hyped, annoying egos that we’d all fuck but that aren’t as good as the media wants us to think….

Not to mention, that even if I did know the Billboard Music Awards were on, I wouldn’t watch them, cuz only shitty commercial, radio pop music I hate is celebrated in the shit, the scripting is bad, and the fact that rich people giving nonsense awards to other people, with no real value, other than that it makes money to celebrate idiots who have already pretty much won the lottery…..

I think the highlight hof the red carpt was Miley’s hot new body….with no bra….in a blazer….wearing a chain that is designed as some titty decoration….but that’s just because I’m really digging Miley’s fitness lately…..

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I don’t know if Miley Cyrus has lovely, long fit legs…or if she just hangs out with Fat Midget Greek Fisherman looking motherfuckers to make her look like she does….but I do know that she’s got a slamming fucking body, a tight little thing I’d like to navigate with my mouth….especially when in boots, tube tops and mom jean shorts jacked up in her pussy, when mom jeans usually offend me cuz the bitches wearing them are pushing 30 and look like fucking moms…while Miley is still a fucking teen dream….

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Miley Cyrus has a young tight body….something I have been seeing everywhere lately…thanks to girls getting ready for summer and dressing the fucking part…more open minded to short shorts and no bras….making every man a sex offender just leaving his fucking house….and I think it has something to do with the hormones in the foot…I have this theory that the hormones in the food affects the development of vaginas and sex drive…you know altering bitches to be busty, meaty pussy cunts, who wanna fuck and dress half naked….because all the meaty pussy I’ve seen in my life has been born after 1988…..around the same time food was being made in labs….and I’ve decided to go on a personal quest to study this…with no scientific background…but a labia measuring dream…in hand…I vow to try to reach a solid sample of girls to prove my theory to be truth….it is an exciting journey and I am glad to be taking it….

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I don’t have the rights to post the amazingly hot pic of Miley’s mom, the recent divorcee, showing off her big fake tits, with hard mom nipples, yesterday on mothers day, to inspire us knowing the kind of morals and values a stripper looking bitch who married the dude who sang Achy Breaky and gold dug her way to LA with his money cuz she figured he was an accessible meal ticket better than her high school quarterback in her small town turned construction worker she was married to….the same morals ad values that sold her hot daughter to Disney execs….living the fucking dream….

But I can link to it….

And here’s a pic of miley with her dog…

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The pornography in this to me is not Miley going to Disney braless for all the little kids to look on with excitement….wishing they were a ride of their own….what is pornography to me is that Miley’s tits, as well as her pussy, were a ride of their own to Disney Execs….which you know is fucking hot….especially since it happened through her formative years like this was th 1700s on the farm or in the Royal Palace…where she learned the much needed skills a woman should know but don’t tech in schools, even though it should be part of the Home Ec program, but everytime a teacher tries to introduce it, he gets arrested.

That said, Miley is hot.

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Miley Cyrus has been on an attention whore mission….some people say it is cuz her boyfriend is becoming too famous and she wants him to know she’s still got it….you know unlike your wife who let herself get fat and disgusting…..I say who fucking cares what the reason is…she’s young, fit and wearing workout gear I want to fuck off her with my mouth and genitals…..that was until today…when instead of smiling she covered up…maybe because she had bad plastic surgery or dental surgery, hicks are known to have bad teeth, and really who fucking cares, she’s still in leggings and her face was never what she was about…her hotness came in her tight little package and if anything this screams a willingness to have her face buried in a pillow as you slam her from behind…which always works for me better than staring at awkward facial expressions or listening to comments about how her daddy does it better….not that I am ever gonna fuck Miley, but get what I’m saying her…and that is that her playing up for th paparazzi like a spoiled cunt screaming “don’t look at me….don’t look at me….even though I want you to look at me even more now that I am drawing attention to myself covering my face cuz I have a pimple”…..opens up a whole bag of new fetishes for those of us who want to do bad things to her……good times.

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I’ve been trying to seduce Miley Cyrus on twitter. I’ve asked her to treat me like the prize winning pig at the county fair….I’ve asked her to participate in incest roll playing games….but I just get ignored….realizing that she’s probably not into pretending the cock in her mouth is family, but is more into the cock in her mouth actually being family…you know she can taste the difference…..or maybe she’s just a snobby spoiled cunt who doesn’t bother with annoying comments on twitter cuz her inbred ass doesn’t know how to read or write…a small price to pay for dropping out of school for Disney and living an uneducated life with millions of dollars….leaving it up to one of her staff member who goes by the title of “MileyCyrus.com Social Media Manager”….who gets drunk after work and complains to her friends about how much of a cunt Miley is….like any bitter employee….a cunt I’d like to test it’s wetness with my penis….cuz Miley is hot.

Here is the Video…

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