A fetish of mine is young pussy. Sure I am an old fuck, so young to me is 25 and 19 or 20 seems fucking perverted and amazing….and I won’t fuck with underage girls even though I can, because it is legal here, cuz 16 year olds annoy the fuck out of me….

Another fetish of mine is girls on bikes…especially on hot summer days….while wearing little dresses with their tits hanging out of that little dress…as her vagina smears the seat of that bike….occassionally flashing people along the ride….and giving me something good to sniff while she locks it up to go into a store to get an ice cream or whatever she stopped to do and I didn’t notice cuz I’m trying not to get caught sniffing her seat….a sweaty odour I wish I could bottle and savor forever….

Miley fucking delivers. I’m a fan….and for once it’s got nothing to do with the fact that she’s some redneck who would fuck her brother…cuz that’s just how hicks do it….it’s all about the bike, the dress, her age, her body, amazing. It’s an easter/passover fucking miracle…like the resurrection of Christ or some shit…

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I don’t know what Miley has been up to, but I do know that whatever it is, her redneck, hick, billionaire, well sexualized and experienced from a young age thanks to Disney Execs, is looking fucking hot in a tight little body….while flashing her bra….in spandex pants that were substantially better than the fat bitch that I saw in spandex pants yesterday….who has clearly watched too much Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian to realize that just because they make them in her size, doesn’t mean she should wear them….while Miley’s hot little pussy all hugged in these pants…makes for a tight little package I’d like to fertilize her easter eggs in her uterus…..

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Redneck Miley Cyrus pulled something special at the premiere of Hunger Games and that something was showing up with her titties out, in a skimpy outfit, like some stripper slut going to the trailer park’s block party on the fourth of july…..

She showcased her hot young little body and stole all the attention from the other bitches in attendence…cuz cleavage and skimpy outfits is all it fucking takes…people love the slutty ones…they are the most fun to look at and plan sexual acts you want to perform on…

This is the kind of shit that inspires teen pregnancy or at least me to be a part of some teen pregnancy….cuz shit there’s nothing quite like a young hot body…even if the head is that of a inbred hick….

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These are some screenshots from a paparazzi video of MIley in no bra, with her wonky inbred hick face cropped out, cuz she looks better that way….especially when she’s showing off her inbred hick tit in a t-shirt…that same tit that made her a fortune when it was just a budding breast on her young girl frame in a Disney Exec’s office…but more importantly…in a Disney Exec’s mouth…..cuz nothing comes easy…sometimes you gotta whore….

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One of my favorite things for as long as I can remember is watching girls picking their wedgies…I don’t know if it is the idea of their fingers being so close to their assholes…or if it is the whole idea of their pants rubbing hard against their anus…but for some reason…wedgies are fucking porn to me….it’s the whole slapping of underwear elastics coupled with the awkwardness of how it must feel to have so much fabric wedged between your ass cheeks…that just makes it a glorious thing to watch….what makes it even better is that girls don’t even get phased by wedgies…and aren’t ashamed of them as they should be…you know there’s no…”Oh my, my pants are so far up my asshole I feel them tickling my insides, I should go handle this in the bathroom”…it’s right there, out in the open, fingers digging….and they happen in all publc places, from the grocery store, to the fanciest restaurant…. all the fucking time…it is one of society’s great pleasures…and we have human ass cheek design to thank for that….

So here’s Miley Rocking Wedgies Hard…

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In who gives a fuck news…Miley Cyrus was seen leaving a medicinal marijuana center…cuz I guesss Miley smokes week…like 80 percent of 15-80 year old people….

Possibly for media attention…possibly because American law is so stupid getting a fake prescription for the shit because it prevents getting arrested and dealing with legal issues for shit that shouldn’t be illegal in the first place…because if I was her, I’d probably get someone to deliver it to my house…but that’s just cuz I’m lazy…

I am sure the media is gonna blow this up cuz they are bored, she has young fans and weed is illegal…unless you lie to your doctor like everyone in any place shit is legal…Stupidity.

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I am a lot less interested in Miley Cyrus in a knitted sweater showing off what is either a sports bra, regular bra, bikini top or tank top, whatever you wanna call it…it isn’t her nipples….and more into her little pussy hugging shorts…even though Miley Cyrus is boring, played out, over 18 and not nearly scandalous enough to make up for her redneck face…she’s really just a good candidate to be K-Fedded…with all her daddy issues and addiction to love….but for some reason I’m compelled to post these pics…cuz it isn’t summer here and the last time I saw shorts on anyone was a dude leaving the gym…and Miley is better than that….

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“Love Never Dies” is the tattoo that I am pretty sure she didn’t cross-reference that statement with her dad and mom during their lengthy divorce before being all teen rebel and doing stupidity for her boyfriend who she will probably get knocked up by in the next 6 months if she’s not already pregnant…..typical white trash country girl behavior….

What I find a little unsettling is how needy and love obsessed this bitch is…last month I posted her in concert preaching some about her life purpose being to spread the message of love and her twitter says: “I am human and I need to be loved.” and now this tattoo…She’s some needy emo bitch with some serious voids she needs filled…unfortunately…she’s not needy or daddy issued enough to put that being filled on tape for us to all get down to….She makes me feel uncomfortable…

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Miley Cyrus is a clown across the board….It isn’t entirely her fault…she’s been molded at a young age to equate being a dancing monkey brat for the cameras with making serious fucking cash, getting serious fucking fame, and leading to serious fucking slutty before she turned 18 to let people know she matters….until pulling that from us by turning 18 and deciding that dressing like this is better than being 16 and naked in magazines for her dad and all the other peds out there to defend as they jerked off to it….I miss the Miley that was…..

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Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue with some cleavage for those of you who are the kind of guy you find exposing yourself to young girls in the park, at the school yard, or on public transit…because looking at Miley’s tongue and getting turned on by it cuz of all the naughty things her 20 year old slutty mouth can do to you….from licking your genitals…to liking your load off her chin and titties….leaing me to think that sometimes a girl showing tongue is a good thing….

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