Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life….

I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death…

And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck…

Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…

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Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

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I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself…

I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion…

I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…

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Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has.

You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people.

Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored…

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These pics were taken of the new generation it-girls Miley Cyrus, who we all know and hate…and Pixie Lott who I’ve never heard of, but who wears a shirt I can respect…because it cages in her wild tits nicely…

They are outside a club that I assume they are all doing Molly with, leading the Miley having another drug overdose that kills her, since all these jealous bitches are trying to shut her up, not so much because they are jealous of her Disney success, but because that voice of hers is fucking terrible…

That said, looking at these outfits, reminds me that I am old as fuck, because shit looks like a circus, or a bad rave, or halloween, up on some clown shit.. and I’ll never really accept the hipster party kids I used to do drugs with style, being mainstream…it just confuses me…it’s like I remember kids dressing like this to make a statement, and all the normals would stare…but now the normals are doing it, leaving the hipsters crying for attention forced to dress conservative, otherwise they just look like Miley…and that’s fucking lame…I mean if hipsters even exist anymore, I like to think they died when it went mainstream.

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Miley Cyrus is back on track, recovering from the recreational drug use overdose, posting weird dance videos on instagram that include a nipple flash, because she’s not a Disney Princess anymore, she’s urban and hip and that whole new generation that don’t think showing nipple is bad, because it isn’t bad…

Maybe she’s just seeing if she’s as relevant as Rihanna, you know to get Instagram to delete her, only to get them to re-instate her because they aren’t idiots….

Maybe I’ve read into this too much…yes…I’ve read into this too much.

Here’s a close up of her pubic hair:

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Miley Cyrus is back on tour…in what I call a welcome back from an allergic reaction to whatever drugs she was on when she had the drug overdose heart attack…miracle…that may have been more of a miracle if it ended in death…

The show must go on….especially when it was more a recreational drug use, and not a tormented soul trying to kill herself drug use…her handlers and everyone with their hand in her pockets couldn’t cancel more shows, she’s got money to make, and this is a Disney trained superstar was born ready to jack her leotard in her asshole..…Here’s a bunch of her silliness in concert….

My favorite move is when she queefs not he mike….party tricks!

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Miley Cyrus is one of the girls you’d punch in the face if you were allowed to punch a girl in the face because she’s got one of those faces, but legally, you can’t punch anybody in the face, even if what they do to you is far worse than you punching them in the face….I’m talking a girl can cheat on you, divorce you and take half your money and your soul with her, causing emotional damage, that leads to you unable to work, causing you to go bankrupt…destroying you…yet when you beat the fuck out of the guy she fucked you over for, you go to jail…

Life’s not fair…not because Miley did any of those things, but because she exists and can’t be punished, and never was punished, but was just celebrated because she made everyone around her too much money…

Here’s her annoying dance you wish ended in a drug overdose heart attack:

And Here it is in Slow motion

I like this Miley better….

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Miley Cyurs made a new video with her naked – taped up tits – having a good time covered in what I assume is feces – and the internet didn’t collapse…or care…because Miley, even when having drug overdoses and drug addiction since allergic reactions don’t lead to week long detox in the hospital…

She’s overexposed, she doesn’t matter, maybe it would have been a better stunt to die instead of live and just cancel her tour – cuz she’s peaked….but I still like her scrawny, entitled, bratty, inbred hick with a horrible voice and ass…because I’m like K-Fed.

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Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling…

Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.

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