I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic.

I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness.

Highlight of the day.

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Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win…

If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.

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I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done.

The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money.

here is the pic

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I guess the highlight of the Miley Cyrus concert tour is not seeing her pussy being choked out by a leotard, or listening to some twerking Disney brat sing her shitty songs, while dressed like an EDM listening hipster at a rave…you know seeing her skinny little ass trying to jiggle like it was hip hop for the black cock that recorded some of her album to give it some legitimacy for her…or any other porno inspired creative direction she does to break the mold from Disney while teaching little girls the value of being a slut…but is her spitting on the fans…which makes sense because she’s that kind of grimy porn inspired girl who like to spit on things…while she’s not swallowing them…

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Miley Cyrus’ ass may not be all that amazing. It may not be that exciting. You may have seen it all before…but she knows how to make that booty pop…by poking it out like a good little stripper hooker cock teasing for the cameras trying to get guys to pay for another dance with no intention of every fucking them…I assume this pic is a sequel to THIS PIC FROM LAST WEEK

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Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it.

It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would…

It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…

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Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick…

All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….

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Miley Cyrus loves attention. That may not be news to you…but it involves her being half naked so that’s news enough for me to post…she’s a vile little creature, who represents all evil, in some identity crisis that involves her doing anything for attention, even being half naked, that unfortunately isn’t all that hot half naked, but that is planting the seed in girls everywhere to be half naked, and as far as I’m concerned that makes her a hero….

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So you may have already heard the story because you’re up to speed on this Miley Cyrus concert bullshit, while I am too busy not really caring about what publicity stunt she’s up to next, unless that Publicity stunt is a sex tape, I’ve seen it all, and all her cries to get noticed are actually just fucking boring…

That said…she didn’t have time to do a costume change, performed in her underwear, and this is the video of some stage manager playing with her droppy asshole..and based on my expertise in panties, I think she should try to size up a little…

Not to mention, I doubt this is actually her underwear, just another stilly way to get attention, like her motor boating her back-up dancer…

All this to say, she’s great for the youth of tomorrow.

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