Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation…

You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to.

Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape.

Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram…

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do…

The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…

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After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…

Here’s the video

Here’s the Satanic Video

Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work

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Miley Cyrus’s concert started this week and after watching one of her fan’s YOUTUBE VIDEOS of the concert…like this one….

Here’s another one…

It’s safe to say that the creative direction is exactly what you’d expect if you saw any of her stage shows at award shows the last year..

It’s circusy, over the top, like some kind of bad acid trip, that screams trying to hard to be out there and outrageous, but that exposes the youth to more of a slutty future than some Candy Coated Britney Shit…

I’m not gonna hate, because Miley is the worst, she boring, obvious and just detached from reality thanks to growing up in a rich girl bubble so this is level of authenticity is expected…and really as ling as she’s flaunting her ass and when any girl flaunts her ass, I try to motivate them to flaunt their pussy…it’s just a matter of time..

TO FOLLOW EVERYTHING MILEY BANGERZ TOUR…FROM ALL THE CRAZY ASS EATING OUTFITS TO BAD TWERKING CLICK HERE

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There’s been a lot of confusion over all the Miley Cyrus titty pics that have come out the last week…

Her PR team was on an aggressive push for whatever reason to get them tits out there as hard as they could..

So I posted them all as they came in, but if you’re wondering which magazine, which tit was in, these are the tits for Vogue Germany…and really these tits aren’t good enough to get all this talking about..but they belong to Miley…and she’s a Disney star…which makes this way more crazy…but still shitty tits…but maybe that’s just the antifeminist in me craving more perfection from a cunt who gets paid millions to be perfection…right….

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Oh So Scanadlous…and boring…

I like how W Magazine is milking this story like it was an impotent man’s prostate in a brothel..you know long and drawn out because it’s the only way the motherfucker can cum…it’s like put on picture out of her nipple everyday until people don’t care…even though people don’t care…because she’s over exposed and not the Miley of the past…but even as an over exposed, boring, not so hot, basic titty bitch…she’s still rich as fuck, successful, has a solid fan base and lives the good life and I’d totally K-fed her, not so much for the good life..but because even when looking like a little boy, she’s more womanly than most of the things I’ve stuck my dick into…not to mention…hanging with Billy Ray’s been a lifelong dream of mine…no way, I’d do it for the good life!

Oh – Apparently these nipples are for Vogue Germany – I can’t keep track…

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The other day, Miley Cyrus dropped two titty photoshoots for two pretty major magazines and shit got a little bit of buzz because it was Miley Cyrus showing off her tits in photos for magazines…and this is apparently an outtake…that like the actual photoshoots will not throw a wrench in the internet and shut down servers…she’s cried wolf and drawn enough attention to herself that the only way she’ll shock or awe or even really excite the average person…is a sex tape…because no matter how over exposed any celebrity is, we will always watch them have sex…which isn’t shocking, but what is shocking is that a few years ago, when Miley was a 17 year old Hannah Montana…the idea of seeing her topless would have blown minds…and now that it’s happened so many times…no one gives a fuck…I wonder what it does to a girls self esteem knowing no one wants to see your tits…let’s hope it makes them next level their shit…

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I posted the pics from MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE IN W MAGAZINE earlier…and seeing as they involve Miley, a lecherous little twat who wants all eyes on her, one titty magazine spread wasn’t enough for her, she wanted more, and like a spoiled brat she got it…

So here are these pics of her in Love Magazine, showing enough areola to be considered a nipple to me…released on the same day…because I guess Miley’s people want everyone talking about Miley today…even though everyone’s had enough of Miley already…

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I get it, when you’re like Miley Cyrus and you aren’t cute or interesting, you have limited time where that window of opportunity is open wide enough for you to make some sort of noise or have some sort of impact…and that is why Miley is doing what she’s doing…she realizes that she is hugely famous, because Disney pushed her properly, but if she want’s any kind of redemption or street credibility, she’s gotta push the limits, humiliate herself, and if she makes enough noise, people will notice and think they care, because people are generally idiots.

So she twerks in her clueless raised in a lab detached from society way…and she flashes her nipples…all while looking creepily like Justin Bieber…

And every once in a while, she posts her nipples on instagram, despite it being against the terms and conditions of instagram, and part of the reason Instagram has deleted me 5 times….because that’s how wild and crazy she is..

What amazes me in the whole thing, is that even when she flashes her nipples, no one really even notices…that’s just where society has gone, and more importantly, how interesting they find Miley, who is not cute, or interesting….

I am still a fan and look forward to the sex tape 20 years from now.

Here are a mix of the actual pics and the ones she posted to instagram for attention – because she does a lot, like prove the power of a good photographer and photo editor…I mean this can’t be Miley….right?

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