Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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Miley Cyrus posted this picture on Instagram. If I posted that picture on Instagram, I would have my profile deleted, but then again, I am not Miley Cyrus, and being Miley Cyrus means good for traffic as all the tweens and perverts alike go nuts…and what I guess is a semi wholesome if it was in porn pose, you know the pre-pornographic part of porn, setting the mood shot….meaning it’s not a big deal if anyone does this, if anything I encourage it.

It is just when it comes from pop tart you know is intentionally doing this to be shocking and break free from the Disney version of herself, thanks to a team of experts coaching her, it makes it very weird…but not weird enough for me to be all about this behavior…because I am all about this behavior…the only thing sad about this is that she’s not selling her unwashed concert panties like a real porno hooker would…

It’s hot in an even though she’s not kind of way…

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Miley Cyrus got an Emoji Tattoo on her lip, because she’s so modern and relevant and the whole thing would be far more exciting if this post was less about a crying cat face Emojis that were copyrighted by Apple, and more about her taking a load on her lip…this shit is almost as bad as the genital herpes you know she’s got from licking random asshole on her last rich spoiled brat rebellion cry for attention…and the most interesting thing in this whole thing is that she got the eggplant emoji tattooed on her other lips…in honor of how hip hop she was when she was learning to twerk in the studio on some brotha dick…

All this to say this is to high school from Miley, I need more humping, gyrating, nipple showing, and vagina suffocating with panties while in concert….

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Miley Cyrus loves attention. That may not be news to you…but it involves her being half naked so that’s news enough for me to post…she’s a vile little creature, who represents all evil, in some identity crisis that involves her doing anything for attention, even being half naked, that unfortunately isn’t all that hot half naked, but that is planting the seed in girls everywhere to be half naked, and as far as I’m concerned that makes her a hero….

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So you may have already heard the story because you’re up to speed on this Miley Cyrus concert bullshit, while I am too busy not really caring about what publicity stunt she’s up to next, unless that Publicity stunt is a sex tape, I’ve seen it all, and all her cries to get noticed are actually just fucking boring…

That said…she didn’t have time to do a costume change, performed in her underwear, and this is the video of some stage manager playing with her droppy asshole..and based on my expertise in panties, I think she should try to size up a little…

Not to mention, I doubt this is actually her underwear, just another stilly way to get attention, like her motor boating her back-up dancer…

All this to say, she’s great for the youth of tomorrow.

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Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture with her sex toy….which would be actually worth talking about if she was inserting it and not just posing with it on her lap in an awkward “teen girl with a vibrator”…let’s have a good “LOLZ” for the internet…but when no one is around test it out kind of situation…

You see we’ve seen her nipples, her vaginas, not things she’ll try to fit in her vaginas, but out of context and not in her vagina, even if “trying” was a slight exaggeration, cuz I know, as a man who has fisted small girls…every girl can fit an cramped up hand…if they really want to.

Let’s hope it gets leaked as a sex tape.

Here’s a tit in bra shot from her instagram…

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do…

The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…

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After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…

Here’s the video

Here’s the Satanic Video

Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work

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Miley Cyrus’s concert started this week and after watching one of her fan’s YOUTUBE VIDEOS of the concert…like this one….

Here’s another one…

It’s safe to say that the creative direction is exactly what you’d expect if you saw any of her stage shows at award shows the last year..

It’s circusy, over the top, like some kind of bad acid trip, that screams trying to hard to be out there and outrageous, but that exposes the youth to more of a slutty future than some Candy Coated Britney Shit…

I’m not gonna hate, because Miley is the worst, she boring, obvious and just detached from reality thanks to growing up in a rich girl bubble so this is level of authenticity is expected…and really as ling as she’s flaunting her ass and when any girl flaunts her ass, I try to motivate them to flaunt their pussy…it’s just a matter of time..

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