One of my favorite ways to trick a girl into making out with me is telling her to touch tongues with me and playing off like it’s a totally normal thing like a high five…and it works a lot more than you’d think…especially when they are sedated.

I guess Miley is up on that hustle too, but this looks more like “Let me make a bit of noise with the biggest “It” girl in fashion”…people will love my lesbian hair licking tongue because I’m so bi-sexual, edgy and cool”…

It’s all so fucking boring to me, but I am sure at least one person out there gets excited by this nonsense….like the Christians who buy her music still.

I guess I’ve just seen too much to be phased..I mean the tongue touch is every straight girls attention seeking move, and has been since the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today….

But I’ll look at the pic anyway cuz young girls strategically using each other for their careers is good times..

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Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete….

I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

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I feel so lied to…Miley Cyrus pretends that she’s not into bras…and that she’s part of some showing your nipple revolution…yet here she is in a bra…I mean what else has she lied about…could it be that her entire existence is a lie…is her career a lie…could that be possible…I mean if I saw it on TV and read it on the internet it must be true…it’s gotta be real…it need to be…

Enough of that…Here’s her vagina in concert….because she is the Christmas Spirt…

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Miley is promoting something pretty pornographic on instagram that’s dropping December 26….and that involves her making sex faces with her hands down her panties…something Instagram appreciates when Miley does it…but when I post a pic of a girl in a bikini…they flag my shit….cuz that’s hypocrisy of the media…ILLUMINATI….

That said, people freak out at Miley’s new image, which has been one of the best moves in pop culture in years, even if the scandalous bullshit has happened with so many teen stars before her, for some reason this Miley one is executed properly …but they forget that her dad was some white trash hick with a shit song and her mom was some stripper cocktail waitress groupie…I mean masturbating for millions of dollars is far better than what GOD had planned for this Hannah Montana chick…I mean drug overdose in some Nashville motel after Achy Breaky Money ran out was more her calling…

So this “art” porn is just fuckin tame…and luckily…it will lead to many tweens simulating this…yay…

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Here’s Miley raging to her own music, probably on Molly, in some VIP room with hired friends, acting like she knows what’s up, when everything was coordinated by a creative director and staff, cuz this bitch is clueless

I guess the nice thing about Instagram is that it has made my site obsolete, because if you want to find out what poor decisions Miley Cyrus and her team are making in terms of how they are marketing her, or how she’s marketing herself, after fighting them for her instagam password so that she can show the world videos of her having fun with her tall and short freakshow back-up dancers, while lip syncing her own remix, she can…

She’s young, she’s having fun with hired friends on payroll, she’s wearing a slutty little Chanel top, she seems to be doing just fine, because hired friends are all she knows, and I’m just sad she’s not posting videos of her butt hole…because her butt hole is the gateway to her soul..

I love Miley, even on Molly, even faking she’s on Molly, even when embarrassing herself acting like she thinks kids act on Molly even though she looks silly….this is a nice Christmas card, and it is sure better than YOUTUBE making money off Paul Walker’s death with ad supported video of his charred Christmas dinner corpse(NSFW)…way better than that…I mean who the fuck edited that corpse video up…really fucking strange tribute…that LORDE is supporting…

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Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested….

Here’s a shower pic…

Here is her vagina lip – just cuz

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People really seem to care who Miley Cyrus is getting off on private jets with…literally….

Making me question humanity more than I already do.

Miley is some it girl, she’s famous and rich and clearly is a puppet in some money making scheme…she’s getting hit up from every angle, probably has a lot of down time, and in that down time, why not get fucked as often as possible, because guess what, fucking is what life is all about…

I am much more interested in her having a vagina slip, than what she slips in her vagina.

We don’t know Miley, she is not our friend, our relationship with her is strictly looking at pictures an videos of her, and whatever else she does, doesn’t fucking matter…unless this was a picture of her inserting things in her skinny, white, twerking ass….whether those things are Kellan Lutz or 8 Black dudes…I’m down.

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Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…

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Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic….

Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards…

I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….

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