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2013

18

Dec

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so festive. It’s just too bad she’s too famous to do a mall tour, because I think this is what kids need to be exposed to at a young age, face to face, not just in pictures on the internet they follow, because building character and the youth up from this promises a very fucking weird future…I mean when I was growing up no babes were grinding santa half naked….only santa was grinding up on little boys half naked…but in his defence he was drunk and they didn’t really screen for pedophiles as well back then…they just assumed the broke motherfucker applying for the mall santa job had good intentions…

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