Miley Cyrus is fantastic…in all that she does, even if it is annoying to 90 percent of the population, they are just haters…and even if her sex appeal is really almost non existent as her flat skinny girl ass tries to twerk like it is hip hop and pretty much just fails…but we have to look at what is important and that is her legacy or influence and ability to trick these young girls into trying twerking for themselves…and that revolution is happening and it’s great to watch…especially in clubs…

I LOVE LOVE’s HOLIDAY Advent Calendar…Last year… THEY DID THIS WITH EVERY TOP MODEL AND IT WAS GENIUS

Miley isn’t quite as good by still funny to watch

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A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc.

I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages

In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it…

If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video…

Here are some pics of her in COSMO

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The EMAs, which I guess stand for European Music Awards, even though they would be more fun if they stood for Enormous Mom Anus, because moms with big anuses have a shitty end of the deal…cuz they also have Enormous Mom Vagina…none of this has anything to do with Miley but as far as I’m concerned it is just as relevant…

You see, a child star who was robbed of her youth, and who is trying to make the world think she’s hard because she smokes weed in Amsterdam, like every college kid on their Euro tour, and like every grandma on her European Cruise, only on TV, in more of a “Fuck you I’m a Rebel” kind of way…trying to get street cred she’ll never get cuz she’s Miley Fucking Cyrus…a pop tart who sold out before she got her fucking period…

So real gangster shit, would be smoking heroin up on stage…while shitting herself or on someone…in some G.G. Allin inspired real publicity stunt…

This Disney caliber “i smoke weed, I’m so hood” shit needs to be squashed with a fucking Hollywood Hills drive by….

Fuck this bitch…even though I’d like to fuck this bitch. Romantically like I was Kevin Federline investing in my retirement.

I’m not impressed, but I still like what I see, because it’s better than Disney stars staying Disney.

Here’s her ass that needs more squats, deadlifts and lunges…and if you can see past that you will also see she’s an outty not an inny…

Here are pics of her in a Pac and Biggy Dress that’s pretty revealing – cuz she’s gangsta CLICK HERE

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People may want to hate Miley’s Lil Kim costume – because they just don’t see the high concept money making puppet that Miley Cyrus is…or because they don’t understand why she chose a titty pastie that was bigger than her entire titty…but they do seem to like making “twerk or treat” jokes…even though Miley doesn’t actually know how to twerk…I guess they just don’t understand how hip hop she is…but maybe her dressing up like the bitch who fucked BIGGY will make them all realize she’s legit..and not some Disney novelty act in the Hollywood Hills with too much money to be grounded or really know what’s up…

I don’t even think Miley was born when Kim was relevant, but none of that matters cuz I am too busy loving everything about this…a little too much…

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In the wise words of Miley Cyrus…

So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT.

It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.

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