A day is not a day worth living without a Miley Cyrus selfie for attention because I am totally buying into this Miley Cyrus pop hip hop movement and everything that comes with it because I don’t care that black girls have been twerking forever, or that Miley is doing nothing new or exciting, I just care that whatever it is she is doing, is actually happening because it’s great on all levels…including her selfies.

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I can’t go a day without a Miley Cyrus update…I just think she’s the greatest thing to happen to pop music, and really the world….she looks good…she has it all figured out…and she’s playing the world like the puppets we are…making us wonder if she’s lost her mind…making her old fans shocked that she’s showing nipple…all while giving me exactly everything I’ve ever wanted…She’s a dream…a little wonky, probably annoying and a brat, but so good at packaging herself and making herself relevant that I can see past all that and appreciate her for what she is…

What I am not into is how tame these pics of her are…I expect more from her…I mean even her TV appearances are more naked…but since I am all about everything Miley…I’ll post them.

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While I was sleeping, Miley Cyrus was On the Today Show …and by the loos of the pictures, the whole thing looked pretty amazing…

In the event you didn’t know, she is in New York, thanks to doing SNL, a show that you’re probably as surprised as I am still exists, and the most insane thing in all of it, is that I was in a ghetto ass hotel room in New Jersey, on my last stop before death, because I feel like Jersey is where people go to die, and I happened to watch parts of her performance…even though I haven’t seen SNL since the 80s…and never laugh at any of their jokes they put out on the internet….

Well, it turns out that Miley saved me from the New Jersey suicide I was planning, she gave me new hope in the world, with her young fun energy, that is totally calculated, and put together, even if it is seemingly designed to make her look like she is falling off the fucking rails, when clearly, she’s a Disney kid and trained for this…it’s just another role for her, and everyone is fucking talking about it, it’s making everyone involved money, and she’s really cute with her massive mouth, as long as you watch her on mute…It’s impossible to hate her, and if you do, you’re just a negative piece of shit..but it’s very possible to get turned on by her and her skinny little body and non-existent white girl twerking ass…because let’s face it…she’s fucking awesome…I am a fan…even if everything she’s doing, especially that tongue shit, is annoying..I mean this is pop music..it’s meant to be horrible…and this babe does horrible so fucking well…if I was Billy Ray, I’d have an Achy Breaky incest baby running around the basement…because based on her mother I think it’s safe to say anyone could be the father…

Here’s a clip of her performing – if you care…sounding like Lana Del Rey….because that’s what being fabricated pop is…but who cares she’s in short shorts..oh right everyone cares…

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Terry Richardson released some pics from his Miley Cyrus photoshoot. He’s the hipster photographer she’s attached herself to in the branding of the more hardcore, wild, Hannah Montana who doesn’t give a fuck, even if everything is calculated….while Terry Richardson is the fame whore who loves the attention he gets for being the dude to get Miley all naked, or half naked, with a leotard jacked up her cunt like it was Mike WIll Made It….and a sheer top showing the world that her Achy Breaky Nipples are a little big for her small tight frame…

Low concept pretending to be high concept….but good enough for me….

I am committed to the Miley cause, I find her very fucking likeable…even if at her core she’s a vile pile of pop garbage….sent from hell to rape the minds of our children…in a good way…because I don’t have children…but am into watching them behave like this on their 18th birthday….

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated….

This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced…

But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries.

She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

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As Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan, my day is not complete without looking at at least one picture of her, because I understand that every move she makes is calculated, designed to get press, and to make her money, and I appreciate that her hustle works so fucking efficiently, and involves the perfect level of slutty, to get her point across and to influence young girls into understanding what’s important in life…and that is getting hits to make hits all thanks to the twerk…she’s so dreamy…love her or love her…those are your only options.

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Just so you haters know…Miley Cyrus was always Hip Hop with a country twist…this whole Hip Hop thing isn’t new to her…but maybe sticking black dick inside her is….and hip hop has always been mainstream shit for white people to make money off black people music while giving black people enough of a piece that they don’t complain…

Here’s the full Mike Will Made It Song…of her acting in ways you will get pissed off and that turn me on…because I have a boner for Miley even if all you haters just hate her…and her Disney star bullshit puppet ways…it’s all a fucking act to make money and make noise…

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People are saying that Miley is going to suffer from over exposure and no one will care about her…that may be true…but I like the constant reminder…even 4 times a day that she exists…and this time it’s from ROLLING STONE , who did a hot enough topless shoot of her hiding her nipples. I didn’t bother reading the article, but assume it isn’t about her getting fucked by black dudes in the studio, but more about how she’s transitioning into a “Legit” artist, who is reinventing Disney Pop and making a lot of money for her and her team doing it…because it’s awesome…and really if you were a multi-millionaire who had the opportunity to make more money having fun…acting silly and showing off your hot little body…you’d probably do it too…not to mention none of us can really relate to these people because they were thrown into this child star shit and their entire lives have been build around pleasing fans, getting noticed and being talked about…

Miley has won…and I want to marry her…or at least impregnate her…with my tongue….and or penis…even though based on her recent activities…she may not feel much..but in her vagina tightness defines…no vagina really does…it’s just that small..more of a clit than a dick yo…but enough about me…here’s more Miley…licking herself…the way I want to lick the evil off of her…

The most interesting thing in all this…besides the hate I am getting for promoting Miley like I was getting paid…when I am not..is the foot tattoo pics…

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