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2013

03

Oct

Straight from the Bed of Miley Cyrus of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture from her bed, which I guess could be a very exciting thing, because Miley is a strategic girl who knows exactly how to milk it to be the more relevant performer when she’s performing. Disney trains their girls right. They work hard, they get the hustle, they have teams of people who create pop and trends for idiots like you to buy, and ultimately, I kinda love her for that…and her hot little body she doesn’t mind showing off, even if her ass is a little deflated….

This picture could be so much better, because so many good things happen to a girl in bed….but it could be so much worse…because Miley lets those things happen to her from a gang of thug rappers…a fetish I have not yet embraced…

But I’ll look at everything she produces, not because she’s a genius, but because I like it…even when she cries.

She’s the host of SNL this week…here’s the promo….I guess to remind us that SNL still exists…

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