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2013

07

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hot on the Today Show of the Day

While I was sleeping, Miley Cyrus was On the Today Show …and by the loos of the pictures, the whole thing looked pretty amazing…

In the event you didn’t know, she is in New York, thanks to doing SNL, a show that you’re probably as surprised as I am still exists, and the most insane thing in all of it, is that I was in a ghetto ass hotel room in New Jersey, on my last stop before death, because I feel like Jersey is where people go to die, and I happened to watch parts of her performance…even though I haven’t seen SNL since the 80s…and never laugh at any of their jokes they put out on the internet….

Well, it turns out that Miley saved me from the New Jersey suicide I was planning, she gave me new hope in the world, with her young fun energy, that is totally calculated, and put together, even if it is seemingly designed to make her look like she is falling off the fucking rails, when clearly, she’s a Disney kid and trained for this…it’s just another role for her, and everyone is fucking talking about it, it’s making everyone involved money, and she’s really cute with her massive mouth, as long as you watch her on mute…It’s impossible to hate her, and if you do, you’re just a negative piece of shit..but it’s very possible to get turned on by her and her skinny little body and non-existent white girl twerking ass…because let’s face it…she’s fucking awesome…I am a fan…even if everything she’s doing, especially that tongue shit, is annoying..I mean this is pop music..it’s meant to be horrible…and this babe does horrible so fucking well…if I was Billy Ray, I’d have an Achy Breaky incest baby running around the basement…because based on her mother I think it’s safe to say anyone could be the father…

Here’s a clip of her performing – if you care…sounding like Lana Del Rey….because that’s what being fabricated pop is…but who cares she’s in short shorts..oh right everyone cares…

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