I get it, when you’re like Miley Cyrus and you aren’t cute or interesting, you have limited time where that window of opportunity is open wide enough for you to make some sort of noise or have some sort of impact…and that is why Miley is doing what she’s doing…she realizes that she is hugely famous, because Disney pushed her properly, but if she want’s any kind of redemption or street credibility, she’s gotta push the limits, humiliate herself, and if she makes enough noise, people will notice and think they care, because people are generally idiots.

So she twerks in her clueless raised in a lab detached from society way…and she flashes her nipples…all while looking creepily like Justin Bieber…

And every once in a while, she posts her nipples on instagram, despite it being against the terms and conditions of instagram, and part of the reason Instagram has deleted me 5 times….because that’s how wild and crazy she is..

What amazes me in the whole thing, is that even when she flashes her nipples, no one really even notices…that’s just where society has gone, and more importantly, how interesting they find Miley, who is not cute, or interesting….

I am still a fan and look forward to the sex tape 20 years from now.

Here are a mix of the actual pics and the ones she posted to instagram for attention – because she does a lot, like prove the power of a good photographer and photo editor…I mean this can’t be Miley….right?

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