2012
20
Aug
I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making shitty music…like a low level Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian only older and with a tighter vagina…you know cuz having her 8 kids projected out of her is hardly as damaging as what those other embarrassments to humanity have put in their vaginas…
Either way, take a listen to this shit, and dance….
2012
24
Jul
If you think your day is bad enough as is, it is about to get worse….someone did a dubstep edit, which in and of itself is the devils work….to a clip from the Octomom porn….which in and of itself is the devlis work….making one big video of fucking evil….it may burn your eyes, rob your soul, rape you on the inside and that’s why I am posting it.
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2012
17
Jul
Octomom pisses me off. Sure I am into single mothers who are forced to strip to support her kids, I just hate when they pretend they aren’t whores when they are doing it. You know she could have shot porn and made millions when Oprah was begging to interview her, but she thought being at the top would never end, but everything ends, especially when your claim to fame is having a clown circus of a vagina, because people lose interest and you have to pay bills, and I guess I should embrace that everything has come full circle, and she’s whoring out like she was destined to do, and get over my hatred for those few years she pretended she wasn’t a whores, cuz lets face it, old and scary and big vaginaed or not, bitch is getting naked for dollars….and I’d make it hail on this ho….with pennies…
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2012
21
Jun
In an unfortunate series of events….Octomom has officially become a pornstar….
We’ve seen her in the tabloids, we’ve heard her say she’d never pose nude for Playboy, she even turned down offers….but then her plan failed, she didn’t get her show, she didn’t become famous, and now she’s doing porn for the higest bidder and we get to see what that comical clown pussy actually looks like…..I didn’t watch the whole video – I turned it off with her horrible moans….but assume there’s pussy in this…..it is just that the whole thing is scary and the fact it turns you on, scarier….
I’m glad I am drunk…..and that she’s got great tits….cuz otherwise this would be a disaster….I mean except for the “interview part”…I mean it is not porn without an interview with a bitch about her sexuality right?
I like that she said doing the porn was the best experience other than having her kids…..some amazing fucked up kids in the near future….but not as much as how happy she was that she got a free spray tan….best 30 dollar gift she’s ever got since secret santa at the office when she had a fucking job…what a joke…..like her vagina probably is…..
Here she is on a Sybian for Stern….America’s Got Talent’s biggest pussy…
2012
20
Jun
Octomom may look like a muppet and her vagina my be just as unnatural and cartoon-like….all clown car performance like the circus freak she is and her face make her appear to be, but those tits are pretty fucking spectacular…..
It is really one of those things that would torment someone with even the lowest of standards as to whether jumping in on that was hot or appealing or worth a round when sober…because there is so much disgusting about her….but luckily I have no taste and would eat this meaty shit for days…like I was lost in the woods and just caught me a buffalo to survive….
2012
19
Jun
Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn…..
If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face….
Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer…..
All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it…
Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….
2012
18
Jun
(picuture removed at request of paparazzi)
I joke about how I want to bang Octomom because she’s got ridiculous tits and she’s probably the only living person who can help perform the crawl up into a vagina as a full grown man in some reverse birthing porn…..
But the truth is…she’s fucking disgusting….and needs to not be doing masturbation porn….but instead needs to be blacklisted and ignored by all mainstream and porn media…she’s the fucking worst….and she shouldn’t be posing in saged bikini pics…big tits or not…..the rest of her can’t support or justify the attention…vile.
2012
14
Jun
I have seen some disgusting vagina in my life, both first hand and in porn, and I am eager to see this OCTOMOM shit uncensored….because that circus freak pussy must be fucking interesting to look at….possibly a mangled mess, flesh wounds everywhere, but there’s also a chance it is amazing…
The uncensored haven’t been released yet, I waited all day for them, but I put in an email to my homies at Wicked, cuz for some reason the porn industry likes me, and I’m sure I’ll get a clip or pics for you soon….and if I don’t someone will…and we can all collectively jerk off to that…cuz something about her is fucking hot….I’m thinking everything….but I’m easily pleased…..too bad she deleted me from facebook for mocking her….I thought that negative hit was gonna get me pussy….but I was wrong….
2012
05
Jun
Octomom did some masturbation porn to pay for her house….even though she claimed she never masturbaed before…and had to be taught for her scene…which in itself would have been an awesome scene that I wish I experienced….
I think she is where she is supposed to be in life…all the hype of her insanity died down, bills needed to be paid, and next thing you know someone who denied big porn money, was doing porn for way less money, cuz when people peak they don’t realize…that’s what it is good to be me…rock bottom all the time….and even at the bottom I find joy in Octomom’s clowncar pussy in porn….I’m ready for it….
2012
27
Mar
The Octomom is NEWEST FRIEND ON FACEBOOK ….and she’s totally uninteresting because all she does is promote her fucking dial a celeb bullshit that makes her money everytime an idiot calls her when about to cum….so that they can say they came to her hot mom voice….I was hoping her facebook would be more bottom feeding like this photoshoot she did for 10k in order to upgrade her house for her obscene amount of kids….but she’s a non sexual being who doesn’t exploit her shit proper….she should have sex tapes…fuck sex tapes…she should have her own line of fisting porn…she’s built like a sloppy tank…and busty and hormonal…all woman….fertile and amazing….and she needs more smut that this shoot to keep things interesting….but at leastshe was desperate enough to do this shoot….cuz we all know 10k doesn’t go too far when you have 2 dozen kids…meaning more of her crazy, ideally naked….is on the fucking way….this a good start for what I’m looking for.
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