Isabeli Fontana brings the appendix scar erotica…and it’s a good thing because not enough women are producing this kind of fetish content….cuz you know there are dudes out there who crave this shit….you may be one of them….

I have a theory that appendicitis is from anal sex, gays get it far more often than straight…based on no research…I just like thinking about models in bikinis having surgery from being fucked up the ass….and appendicitis which happens when shit infects the appendix…and anyone I know who has had it…women included were very into anal / greek / exactly…but I could be wrong..I just don’t like to think I am…it ruins the fantasy.

Not that this is a fantasy.

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system…..

Why don’t you get them fired like they were Matt Lauer, you know have every mall in America cut their lease agreements, and get VISA and MASTERCARD to stop doing business with them…since they are fucking perverts..

And why the fuck hasn’t Seacrest gone down yet? He’s the actual biggest pervert around and the network is running campaign commercials saying how great he is, when I know first HAND that he’s a fucking predator on hot aspiring models trying to make it in LA…

Sure this has nothing to do with MOM Fontana showing her tits, but I just go where my head takes me…what the fuck am I supposed to say about Fontana, I don’t give a fuck about her or who she is….and I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

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Isabeli Fontana posing with tween boys for what we can assume is the photographer’s fetish…naked women on young clothed men…I’ve seen that porn category….but I think it was called Clothed Female Nude Male…so this is the opposite – CR Fashion book..so innovative..

I guess what we all know, or what I know, because I have to write content on meaningless people everyday – over and over and I only retain one useless fact about them and in Isabeli Fontana’s case…her win…was being a fetish model for a brand called Victoria’s Secret – when she was under age…

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….because she was poor and this is what they pray on…and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system….

THE hypocrites where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like the perverts they are…

The same LIES that apply to Hollywood…leading to people like Corey Haim being child raped…where no one goes down for the crime…but the second a gym coach does it…everyone is up in arms…and they lock that fucker up, where he gets killed in prison because exploiting children is fucking disgusting…as they all should…

She was listed in the top 20 top earning models…which is the same list I have for the top 20 models I want to marry…K-Fed for life. Too bad, I’m already married and my model is actually a vintage stock, but not the good vintage stock, the vintage stock that is all you can afford…because you’re poor and can’t be picky…

She’s still working at what must be 100 years old…

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Isabeli Fontana is a great recently married to some internation singing sensation model – who was once married to Bob Marley’s son, and who has been married to other people, because I guess when you have nothing else to do with your time, seeing as you’re a basically retired model, you get married as a hobby, some bitches can’t get enough Romance…

She posted these uneventful hard nipple and naked ass pics to her instagram – that’s against instagram policy, but not her policy, she was half naked modeling at 16 for Victoria’s Secret….DIRTY GIRL…who didn’t know better…she was all immigrant cashing in…too young to know what was right or wrong as the American execs / perverts…were cashing in off them youthful tits…

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Isabeli Fontana the Victoria’s Secret model who was recruited at 15 to work for the lingerie brand…because having a safe space studio filled with male photographers telling young teenage girls to cover up their pussy because they can see some lip in the panty pics…is fashion baby…well not actual fashion, let’s be real, Victoria’s Secret is some made in china bullshit they sew their labels on and sell to fat white people trying to buy into a dream – thanks to being all american – basics who are exactly what democracy and capitalism intended to cultivate through the morals and values instilled in materialistic consumerism…

It’s like, yeah – these cheap panties will give you the fucking life you deserve and they are 3 for 9 dollars – perfect for my cashier salary…insanity..

Not nearly as insane as the fact that they were essentially sex offenders, what you’d get arrested doing outside the highschool, but they didn’t get in trouble for it with this babe, because no one cares about 16 year olds when they are imported / human trafficked into high paying model jobs…the law just doesn’t apply…

That said, it’s 20 years later and Fontana is still perfect…a mom, old, but perfect…in a world where so many young girls are producing slutty content you’d think would make these moms obsolete – but don’t….because nostalgia..

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