Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist…

That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..

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Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model, at least old as fuck in model years…because like dogs 1 human year is equal to 3 model years…meaning at 20 they are already pushing retirement age and by 30 and a mom they should be in the home, done, retired, married to a rich dude, living the life of luxury…but some models are built different and the cocaine doesn’t age them or dry them out, leaving them lovely and luxurious like this Isabeli Fontana character who is modelling some bikinis in some boring bikini pics…if you ignore the fact that Isabeli Fontana’s amazing is in it…

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I like to think the most fascinating thing about Isabeli Fontana has nothing to do with the fact that she’s some OG model from Brazil who got half naked for Victoria’s Secret, a company that pretends they aren’t child pornographers, but rather lingerie vendors…a gig that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble, because casting tweens to model their shit should be against the rules, I mean it is for my neighbor who is all about that shit..so it should be for billion dollar companies too…

But rather that she was engaged to Bob Marley’s son…meaning she’s gone black like she was Miley…she also has a couple of babies…and for some reason all of her seems so intact…making her a magical specimen of half nakedness for some lingerie company….

If only all 30 year olds looked like this, instead of like the weirdo 30 year olds I saw in a diner talking about how shitty being 30 is, all fat and alone drinking and eating away their pain, those 30 year olds were the fucking worst…while Isabeli in all her ethnic sounding name elegance is a fucking babe.

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Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, but who has been in the model game forever….from Victoria’s Secret at 16…which is amazing on many levels and got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for using a 16 year old in lingerie shoots – kinda like my creepy sex offending friend, only more corporate with less jail time to SI an a whole bunch of other shit over the last 2 decades…and now she’s in some magazine I’ve never heard of showing her mom ass and titties which is pretty convenient because I like looking at them…if only more girls looked like this…the world would be a far more magical place. She’s amazing….

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Isabelli Fontana is one of my favorite models, not that I keep track of models or really remember any by name, or even by face, I kind of just stare at their half naked bodies and cross reference them to my wife’s nude body, usually when she’s getting out of her bath, to try to understand who the fuck they are the same species, gender or breed of animal. It almost makes no sense, I’ve see animals that look more like my wife than this…mainly pigs…and I can’t quite figure out who the freak of nature is, this Isabelli Fontana babe, or the babe pig in the city I married…I’m gonna go with both are on the extreme side of the spectrum, but for the sake of humanity, I think Isabeli Fontana is what girls are supposed to look like and was sent here to get all your lazy bitches to work…and as far as I’m concerned she’s pretty lovely modelling them there lingerie.

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Brazilian supermodel Isabeli Fontana is modelling bathing suits, and unlike most Brazilan models, at least the ones I’ve met, she doesn’t have a dick.

You know, since Brazil is the hub of lady boys and trannies, the gateway for people like Anderson Cooper to dabble with homosexuality, you know to dip his toe in first, before being full fledged, cuz it’s not quite gay if she’s got tits with her dick…

I PREFER SEEING HER TOPLESS cuz that’s what these fashion models are meant to be doing….but bikinis work…I mean anything to help me imagine them naked…is good enough for me…but then again a plastic bag filled with expired meat is good enough for me to imagine fucking…but that’s probably cuz it smells like my wife’s cunt…feels like home.

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Isabeli Fontana is some amazing, catholic, Brazilian model, who I like to endorse despite being over 25, a birthday where most women officially die, because she was the most scandalous Victoria’s Secret model, who they stripped down when she was 16, and caused huge controversy, because apparently, it’s not very wholesome or Christian for a brand like Victoria’s Secret to be stripping down 16 year olds, save that for the other sex offenders who don’t have a billion dollar brand to protect…

Other interesting facts about her, she’s been divorced, despite being Catholic, so she’s going to hell. She was also engaged to Rohan Marley, Bob Marley’s son who has 6 kids with Lauryn Hill, up until September of last year….Dirty….and now, she’s back to modeling in bikinis, this time at 29….and still looking amazing. I’m into it, but not as into it as Rohan Marley was, unfortunately. I’d love that tainted labia smeared on my face. #Fact.

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Isabeli Fontana may be pushing 30. She may be a mom of two. But as far as I’m concerned, she will always be the 16 year old who made Victoria’s Secret look like a bunch of sex offending perverts because they put her in lingerie and took pictures of her in what would get a normal person arrested for the shit…but that got Victoria’s Secret a slap on the wrist…thanks to the billion dollar legal team….that has since advised them to not shoot pics of girls under 18 in their lingerie…something, you’d think they would have known before shooting this Isabeli Fontana….

Despite the 14 years, the babies, the 3 marriages, she’s still got it going on. I’m a fan.

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Isabeli Fontana is a major model from Brazil who is doing some campaign with her shirt off, but she might as well should put a shirt on, because she’s strategically covered, in what I guess we could call an arm-bikini, and unless the behind the scene pics of her putting her hands up in the air like a shitty club anthem tells her to do….you know reaching for the stars or some shit…these pics are just a let down, disappointment, I want my money back, situation. It’s like a waste of a bitch willing to get topless for money. This is the stripper who keeps her fucking dress on when you make it rain quarters on her….bullshit.

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There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.

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