Isabeli Fontana is some amazing, catholic, Brazilian model, who I like to endorse despite being over 25, a birthday where most women officially die, because she was the most scandalous Victoria’s Secret model, who they stripped down when she was 16, and caused huge controversy, because apparently, it’s not very wholesome or Christian for a brand like Victoria’s Secret to be stripping down 16 year olds, save that for the other sex offenders who don’t have a billion dollar brand to protect…

Other interesting facts about her, she’s been divorced, despite being Catholic, so she’s going to hell. She was also engaged to Rohan Marley, Bob Marley’s son who has 6 kids with Lauryn Hill, up until September of last year….Dirty….and now, she’s back to modeling in bikinis, this time at 29….and still looking amazing. I’m into it, but not as into it as Rohan Marley was, unfortunately. I’d love that tainted labia smeared on my face. #Fact.

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