Elsa Hosk is officially pregnant, which makes sense, since she’s probably around 30, has been in quarantine, and people fuck….plus if you’re fucking Elsa Hosk, you aren’t pulling out, that would be criminal….not to mention she’s pretty much achieved far more than she probably expected as a Swedish Basketball player, her first career…so…there’s that…anyway she just posted THESE Pics fucking up my Story Book reading flow….

NOW BACK TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING:

Elsa Hosk is amazing, the hottest of the VS girls and this is her tapping into those fantasies of you man-child types out there who just crave to have a woman take care of them in ways their mom did, like little pussy momma boys, or the way their mom didn’t because she was on crack the whole time and that’s why you’re the way you are, that shit gets passed between the placenta and makes some fucking crack baby losers….but look how far you’ve come…being on here reading this…like a real hero of society….not degenerate at all…

So this is the bedtime story being read not red just pronounded red by the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret girls, straight from Sweden who are no longer in a pandemic thanks to not being pussies scared of a bootleg flu….some bedtime story fantasy for the bed time story fetishists….

Now, Swedes typically speak English well, so I guess she could actually be reading this J.D. Salinger, maybe she saw the documentary I recently watched on Amazon about Salinger where they show footage of him outside his house in New Hampshire after the “Catcher in the Rye” author became a reclusive outside the big city where he lived his life….or maybe she’s just a basic and trying to catch up on High School reading material since they read VIKING novels in Nordic countries, not disinfranchised anti-heroes….who knows…or cares…she’s a babe even with baby inside her slutty cummed inside womb.

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