I am a firm believer that women who eat mangos are well aware of the fact that it is perverted and makes all dudes think they are eating a big orange juice pussy. We are perverts and Mangos are sloppy like Elsa Hosks mom pussy may be, you know because she squeezed a baby out of it…and babies are bigger than vaginas…the whole thing is so fucking brutal….GORE from the worst kind of alien parasite movie….despite being a vagina…

But Elsa Hosks mom pussy probably smells of angels and butterflies, in part because she’s had the same boyfriend since she was a kid, at least that’s what I think, so it hasn’t been polluted with too many dicks like all these other girls pretending they aren’t aspiring porn chicks, living their best porn life, cuz sex is fun and readily available thanks to dating apps, you know cuz some girls, when they are hot enough and not insecure are totally fine not fucking every dude willing to fuck them because they know that they angels and butterflies…who shouldn’t just hand that shit out.

That’s not to say HOSK isn’t a slut, but I like to view her as though she’s not a slut, and I think it has a lot to do with her being the hottest model out there, since she’s the hottest model out there…one to remind you that Swedish women still have hot tits…in the event you forgot…

I mean…look at this body….she’s a new mother…this is amazing and that goes against ALL my prejudices against moms because for the most part I think children are the worst form of body ravaging and life altering STDs but in Elsa’s case, I’m like WHERE IS THE PLACENTA…let’s fucking fry that shit up and get eating….you know she’s not the kind of mom who you only fuck up the ass….

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