Eva Amurri Swimsuit of the Day

2021

Aug

I don’t know why every bitch I post on this site has to be a rich mom, but they all breed and continue to post erotica that I repost here in hopes of not getting sued by them, because they don’t like being called ravaged pussied breeder pigs who are of a different breed than the rest of us because they are Susan Sarandon’s daughter….Eva Amurri can be like “TAKE MY BIKINI / SWIMSUIT PICS DOWN YOU CHAUVINIST PIG”…but luckily I barely exist. Thanks Google…or should I call you ALPHABET INC.

All this to say that Eva Amurri acted once, it was in Californication where her big fucking titties were put on display as some sort of protest to her family, like how a girl in a middle class family tries to piss off her parents for a bigger allowance by getting a job stripping, only to realize how much she loves stripping….but on a bigger, more high profile scale, because she’s bigger and more high profile and not just because of her massive tits….on her small frame…

I didn’t find her hot back then, but her tits were great, so that gives the pass….I also love celebrity kids and seeing them navigate life…I just expected hotter from Susan Sarandon pussy or womb…or at least a more important role….than tits on Californication Mulder fucks….

As time has gone on, my standards have shifted, her tits remained big despite having three kids, her body tight enough despite having 3 kids, doing the divorcee looking for some male attention by using what she’s got….by producing swimsuit erotica and I like it…