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2018

16

May

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Mom of the Day

Butter face Eva Amurri Martino, who is probably best known, or only known for being the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who inherited momma’s big Rocky Horror Show tits, and who was able to get into acting, naked, on Californication when that was a thing….before realizing “Why work, I’m rich”…and instead got married / knocked up and mom of two or three kids by now…where she was smart enough to get as skinny as she has…but who has lost the tits that made her interesting…remaining the butterface she was…without the tits that carry her…but still impressive thanks to being skinny in a world of fat as fucks…

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2017

10

Nov

Eva Amurri Bikini Mom of the Day

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Rich celebrity kid who is not Lily Rose Depp’s daughter, but still the daughter of some famous people, who is only getting this post because she’s a famous rich kid, named Eva Amurri…busted out the mom body in a bikini on the social media and looked pretty good….

She did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes of Californication…which was the peak…and really a gift to all of us because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show that rich girl with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work’s body…

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2016

29

Aug

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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Ready to drop picture brought to us by the not very famous -but her mom is and that’s all that matters Eva Amurri…

It’s labor day, and I’m prepping for my annual labor day birthing videos…it’s the best at the worst…

So this Eva Amurri chick did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes…which was the peak…and really a gift because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show them tits….and that’s how we start the day here…

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2016

01

Jul

Eva Amurri’s Pregnancy Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Eva Amurri is a character you don’t give a fuck about, but those of you who somehow do care about her, she’s in a bikini while pregnant showing off the big tits, which must be the only thing you are into her for – because she’s only got tis going for her, and I guess her mom is Susan Sarandon – and that alone helped her get on TV where she was topless – despite having all the connections and money – that’s the best she could fucking do – low level massive sized tits on Californication – what weird rebelling that is no more – because she’s dropped out of acting to play bikini housewife and she posted this shit – that I am reposting because big hormonal pregnant rich girl tits is the shit I don’t like – but don’t mind because they are tits and would life to K-Fed – otherwise I can just watch her TV performane tits which are far less pregnant…

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2016

27

Jan

Eva Amurri Fitness of the Day

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What the fuck is this cheesy, low grade photoshoot shit….this bitch is

Susan Sarandon’s rich kid spoiled brat who even has a career thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid..but the career…is more showing her tits…

She can afford to get herself an actual photographer, not some bootleg porn PA who they give the camera to to take the stills no one cares about…

This is garbage…but she’s in a squat..all mom of 2 of her…and I guess she’s more interesting when not running her own “Lifestyle Blog”…and more into showing off her massive tits…before they got pregnant…

The useless kid of Janet from Rocky Horror’s tits..was set of tits on Californication, because let’s face it, Californication would cast any low level, bootleg actress for their topless parts… CLICK FOR ClIP CLICK HERE

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2015

30

Mar

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Round Up of the Day

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There is something boring about a Hollywood Celebrity daughter who tried to get famous on her own, using her mom’s contacts, because her mom was in Rocky Horror Picture show, and that’s fucking serious acting motherfuckers, enough to get her useless kid to be a set of tits on Californication, because let’s face it, Californication would cast any low level, bootleg actress for their topless parts…

There is somehting even more boring than that Hollywood celebrity daughter…in and of herself…even in bikini pics….when WE’VE SEE THE BIG NATURAL TITS

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2015

23

Feb

Eva Amurri Yoga of the Day

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When you’re looking for fitness inspiration on social media, I wouldn’t suggest Susan Sarandon’s daughter’s instagram page, I mean not that she likes to be known for as Susan Sarandon’s daughter, it’s so annoying for her when she goes to castings I am sure, which is the reason why she did all this topless shit for Californication, before realizing that getting paid shit to get topless on Tv, is way less fun than living off the trust fund allowance, and marrying some rich dude to finance her like she was financed her whole life, since working is silly…unless it just comes to you because you’re Susan Sarandon’s daughter…ya know…

HEre she is in Yoga poses…boring…

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2014

21

Apr

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

For a solid minute, EVA AMURRI , who is Susan Sarandon’s spoiled brat daughter, decided to make a name for herself, instead of just living off her mom and her husband’s money…

So she decided to get TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION at least once, pretended she got the role on her own and it had nothing to do with nepotism, felt good about herself getting off her ass and doing something, before throwing in the towel and becoming a housewife, because now you can’t tell her she’s nothing but a housewife rich kid, and she can forever live on being the girl who was a little more than an extra on TV with big exposed tits once…

She posted these pregnant bikini pics, I know that’s a fetish for some of you curious about sticking your dick up in a baby filled uterus, so that’s why I’m posting this.

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2013

05

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Top of the Day


Eva Amurri is the big tits and butter face that crawled out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina somewhere around 30 years ago…a poor little rich bitch who decided she wanted to make a name for herself, and instead of taking the Disney Roles her family friends would have given her out of sympathy, you know some Hollywood Handouts as Hollywood does…she decided to take a low level part where she put her huge natural tits out there on Californication…this is a girl with a trust fund, a huge inheritance, all the opportunity in the world, who could have done community theatre or some shit and never worry about rent, food or designer clothes…yet she decided to show off her huge natural tits…in a part that only really required that…and didn’t have any depth or need any talent beyond that…and for that..I guess she needs to be celebrated, even though she’s gone on to be married and have kids, because any rebellious rich girl who doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck, is awesome when I get to see their tits…

Here are some bikini pics she posted to the internet…

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2013

17

Jun

Eva Amurri’s in a Bikini for the Internet of the Day

EVA AMURRI ….is the married, weak chinned, daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has massive tits. she put out there in CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE

Because like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, seeking male attention, and more importantly, feels the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, that involves showing off her huge tits, like she’s not from a Hollywood family, but is instead some low level, small down, recent to LA waitress trying to make it…in what makes little to no sense to me….until remembering that all girls like their tits being celebrated…cuz you know her mom could get her any movie or TV role she wanted…but instead she went for the tits…making her a modern day rich kid hero….

And here are those Tits she’s got in a bikini….all married and not as exciting as when they are in TV shows…helping establishing herself as a serious artist and not just her mother’s daughter…in roles normally reserved for strippers.

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2012

19

Jul

Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

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2012

06

Jul

Eva Amurri Bikini Pics in Hawaii for July 4th of the Day

Susan Sarandon’s got a really busty daughter, EVA AMURRI who is trying to make it on her own in the exact some field as her ridiculously successful mother, and by make it on her own, I mean call on all fucking favors she can because that’s the way Hollywood works…nepotism….and there is nothing wrong with that….

The only mystery in the whole thing is why she’s taking jobs she needs to get topless for, when she could easily do Disney crap for a paycheck while staying clothed….and the only possible answer is that she likes it…she likes showing off her big tits to the world….or maybe it is her way of pretending she got the gig on her own and really grasps the plight of the struggling actor, even though family friends include all the most powerful people in fucking hollywood…

It is like this rich girl I know who thinks she’s roughing it cuz her parents made her move out on her own, into a penthouse appartment they bought her, because they wanted to teach her some responsibility…only with more toplessness on TV nd less all night cocaine fueled after parties filled with torment…..

TO SEE HER TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE


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2011

08

Nov

Eva Amurri’s Big Tits in a Bikini from Twitter of the Day

You know what I like about Eva Amurri ….That she gets naked in movies….or TV shows…or really whenever people are willing to pay her to help launch her career and separate herself from her famous parents….

She was SKINNY DIPPING IN CALIFORNICATION , she was TOPLESS AND STRIPPING ON CALIFORNICATION and TOPLESS AND STAGE HUMPING ON CALIFORNICATION …But more importantly she’s busty…..and that busty is natural…but even more importantly, her moms is rich, she could easily, easily live off her trust fund, or use her mom’s money to get educated to become a doctor or scientist who cures cancer…but instead she chooses to get naked on TV….amazing….

Here are some of her twitter pics, blurry sure, expect more out of someone like this, definitely, but I’m willing to enjoy what we get…cuz there’s more of her toplessness coming – I feel it in my groin….but that could just be a prostate issue.

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2011

27

Sep

Eva Amurri Tits Do Twitter of the Day

She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter. So you know she can get acting work keeping her clothes on. I mean her mom or dad just have to send out a few emails and next thing you know she’s winning an Oscar…That’s how nepotism works…

But instead, I guess she’s trying to do it on her own…in a rich kid “fuck you mom and dad, I don’t need you, except to pay my living expensese and designer clothes while I get myself on my feet working for people who are only hiring me cuz I am Susan Sarandon’s daughter…

And in doing it alone…she’s beed doing it topless…at her own will making her one of the better rich kids out there…cuz she knows big tits are made for showing…

That’s why I’ve posted her tits in Californication – Here , Here and Here

And that’s why I’m posting these twitter, showing off her tit pics…even though none of them are as topless as they should be…

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2011

15

Mar

Eva Amurri for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim continues their irrelevance and bottom feeding by booking Eva Amurri for a photoshoot. She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with fat tits who used to be on Naked on Californication…because getting girls who are actually working is clearly not party of Maxim’s business model as they just can’t afford it.

The good news is she’s got huge fucking tits and everyone loves huge fucking tits…especially that are willing to get naked to break free from their famous mom and come up as their own talent…talent as long as the tits are exposed….cuz her face isn’t that great…

Now it’s just a waiting game for Maxim to ask me to remove the pics…cuz they will as they don’t appreciate free press.

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