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2011

15

Mar

Eva Amurri for Maxim of the Day

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Maxim continues their irrelevance and bottom feeding by booking Eva Amurri for a photoshoot. She’s Susan Sarandon’s daughter with fat tits who used to be on Naked on Californication…because getting girls who are actually working is clearly not party of Maxim’s business model as they just can’t afford it.

The good news is she’s got huge fucking tits and everyone loves huge fucking tits…especially that are willing to get naked to break free from their famous mom and come up as their own talent…talent as long as the tits are exposed….cuz her face isn’t that great…

Now it’s just a waiting game for Maxim to ask me to remove the pics…cuz they will as they don’t appreciate free press.

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Posted in:Eva Amurri

2009

15

Dec

Some Californication Skinny Dipping of the Day

So you can’t see much muff or titty in this clip, you can at least masturbate to the concept of a young girl and two middle-aged women swimming around you naked, the sluts in the clip are Susan Surrandon’s daughter Eva Amurri big stupid tits , Diane Farr and Embeth Davidtz and since I’ve never seen the show, I think it is safe to say it is probably the best thing on TV….so watch the clip…while I pass the fuck out.

Posted in:Californication|Diane Farr|Embeth Davidtz|Eva Amurri|Skinny Dip

2009

19

Oct

Eva Amurri’s Still Getting Topless on Californication of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter still knows her place in the entertainment industry as a rich kid crying for attention by being the ugly face with the amazingly huge tits topless on Californication. She was topless on the show already and I guess I’m not complaining cuz that would be gay, since her tits are amazing, but I do always wonder if dad’s can jerk off to videos of their daughters getting naked on TV or in video if that is wrong since society frowns upon it.

See I’m not a dad, I’m a stepdad and as a stepdad I can legally jerk off in my stepdaughters and I didn’t even make them, like my own little science experiment in my wife’s uterus, so I can’t understand how anyone could not look at a chick like a sexual object, especially if he made the fucking thing, if anything that should make him like her even more, because he sees beauty in her busted down face, all forcing Mr Amurri to keep it secret if he likes it more than he should and here is a video to help him with his struggle.

Here is the whole scene to burn the little bandwidth I have ….

Posted in:Californication|Eva Amurri|Topless

2009

13

Oct

Susan Surandon’s Slut Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me.

This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing. Unfortunately, they don’t save her from her shitty face, but they are good enough to ignore her face where the camera didn’t do it for us….

Posted in:Breasts|Californication|Eva Amurri|Stripping