Californication Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2011

14

Feb

Tits on TV of the Day

I never know if I am going to get busted by the legal team at the networks who put on these shows cuz I post the naked clips from the week…I usually do get hit by them and their dated theories on copyright and that makes no fucking sense to me because if anything this is giving publicity two shows who do TV right by allowing some uncensored shit we want to see and never could see before cable tried to keep up with the internet…sharing is caring motherfuckers…stop being so stingy with the goods.

That said, two of the best shows on TV, other than the Grammy Awards are Californication and Shameless…Two shows that should be hiring me not punishing me….

Here are the tits on TV for the week…

Addison Timlin’s Big Old Tits in Californication…..cuz she know the formula of launching a long lasting career….and that’s Tits get Hits motherfuckers…

Emmy Rossum in Shameless….fucking proper enough to make me a fan…

Posted in:Addison Timlin|Californication|Emmy Rossum|Shameless|Tits on TV

2011

24

Jan

Some Tits on TV of the Day

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The biggest thing for my future, aside from my liver surviving more self-destructive behavior, as I get on in years, I feel more and more like shit and doubt that I have much left in me to give, is the fact that TV is following my lead…It is saying that people like seeing nudity, it is kinda the basis of humanity, fuck the Christian corporations, and let’s do this thing the way we want to do it for the people, cuz otherwise the internet will make us totally irrelevant and the only competitive advantage we have over the internet is that we have budget that allow us to produce amazing nudity with amazing pussy that these idiot bloggers could never afford to get naked, and I love every second of it….

Since I was kid, I needed nudity to keep me interested in anything, which made elementary school a series of embarrassing moments, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get a job as a consultant on one of these shows, since tits is what I’ve made my life about…maybe they’ll even give me my own show, I’m willing to do anything, I have concepts for cooking shows, for craft shows, for Home Renovation shows, and they all include naked bitches, I’m fucking ready for you TV career.I just want their stamp of approval/lots of fucking money…

Let me sell out…Please…

And until I do, I like tits on TV….so here are the latest from yesterday’s best cable TV shows….

Emmy Rossum in Shameless

Camille Chen in Californication

Posted in:BoobTube|Californication|Shameless

2011

11

Jan

Addison TImlin’s Big Break in a Californication Sex Scene of the Day

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Her name is Addison Timlin. She is 19 and Fucking 50 year old X-Files star David Duchovny on his show Californication is her break…Gotta love this kind of quest for success…a hustle worth standing on sidelines and watching cuz she’s got a willingness to get naked because it means getting on a big show….cuz if she doesn’t do it someone else will and some people just aren’t down with passing off opportunities, especially when the pervert producers lay it out for them they way it actually is…

So here are her great tits if you missed the show when it was on TV….

Posted in:Californication

2009

15

Dec

Some Californication Skinny Dipping of the Day

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So you can’t see much muff or titty in this clip, you can at least masturbate to the concept of a young girl and two middle-aged women swimming around you naked, the sluts in the clip are Susan Surrandon’s daughter Eva Amurri big stupid tits , Diane Farr and Embeth Davidtz and since I’ve never seen the show, I think it is safe to say it is probably the best thing on TV….so watch the clip…while I pass the fuck out.

Posted in:Californication|Diane Farr|Embeth Davidtz|Eva Amurri|Skinny Dip

2009

08

Dec

Christina Ulloa Naked in Californication of the Day

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Here’s another low level, hot in her hometown chick who moved to Hollywood to make it as the next Megan Fox because she was the star of her high school and all the local farmboys wanted to get her pregnant and hold her back….making her miss out on her dreams of being famous, so they took their useless misguided ego to the local bus stop and got on the first bust to LA, only to realize that now the big fish in the small pond is a small fish in a big pond and that for every one of her there are 1000 more talented, better looking vaginas, so in trying to not crawl home with her tail between her legs, she decided to take the gig on a big show, even though it was one line and a whole lot of tits and ass bouncing on some old bald dude….amazing….

Posted in:Californication|Christina Ulloa|Naked

2009

19

Oct

Eva Amurri’s Still Getting Topless on Californication of the Day

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Susan Surandon’s daughter still knows her place in the entertainment industry as a rich kid crying for attention by being the ugly face with the amazingly huge tits topless on Californication. She was topless on the show already and I guess I’m not complaining cuz that would be gay, since her tits are amazing, but I do always wonder if dad’s can jerk off to videos of their daughters getting naked on TV or in video if that is wrong since society frowns upon it.

See I’m not a dad, I’m a stepdad and as a stepdad I can legally jerk off in my stepdaughters and I didn’t even make them, like my own little science experiment in my wife’s uterus, so I can’t understand how anyone could not look at a chick like a sexual object, especially if he made the fucking thing, if anything that should make him like her even more, because he sees beauty in her busted down face, all forcing Mr Amurri to keep it secret if he likes it more than he should and here is a video to help him with his struggle.

Here is the whole scene to burn the little bandwidth I have ….

Posted in:Californication|Eva Amurri|Topless

2009

13

Oct

Susan Surandon’s Slut Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping of the Day

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Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me.

This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing. Unfortunately, they don’t save her from her shitty face, but they are good enough to ignore her face where the camera didn’t do it for us….

Posted in:Breasts|Californication|Eva Amurri|Stripping