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2023

24

Apr

Eva Amurri Bikini of the Day

Eva Amurri is the tits that Susan Sarandon’s pussy built….because she formed in her UTERUS like some other ungodly things over her 80 year career, but this one happened to be shat out with premium tits, a premium inheritance after living that premium life thanks to being Susan Sarandon’s kid.

There was a minute that Eva Amurri was going to be in the movies, proving that acting is either a genetically inherited talent, or that it’s actually a fucking joke that anyone can do if they are egotistical enough….and in that minute she had her tits out on cable shows, and her tits were big….and it was 10 years ago….basically the Alex Daddario before Alex Daddario…

But, she decided to have 3-6 kids instead of working, TRAD WIFE, if trad means being a socialite rich wife with help to handle all the TRAD WIFE tasks….except maybe BREAST FEEDING….

Well, all these years later, she’s still go ttis, she’s still lean enough for an old as shit mom and she’s in a bikini being racy, mom pussy through bikini bottoms first and I’m into it..


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