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Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Mom of the Day

Butter face Eva Amurri Martino, who is probably best known, or only known for being the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who inherited momma’s big Rocky Horror Show tits, and who was able to get into acting, naked, on Californication when that was a thing….before realizing “Why work, I’m rich”…and instead got married / knocked up and mom of two or three kids by now…where she was smart enough to get as skinny as she has…but who has lost the tits that made her interesting…remaining the butterface she was…without the tits that carry her…but still impressive thanks to being skinny in a world of fat as fucks…

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Eva Amurri Martino’s Topless Twitpic of the Day

Back in 2009, Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, managed to pave her own way, without any help of her mother’s name, landed a role on Californication, where she had a chance to show off THE BIG NATURAL TITS her momma made her….when she wasn’t making Rocky Horror Picture show…

It was the most interesting thing, possibly the only thing, she’s ever done career wise, and I guess it got boring for her, you know that whole acting thing, especially since she has a trust fund and doesn’t need the early wake-up calls, so she went and got married and pregnant a couple of times to fill the void left by having narcissistic parents…

Well, I guess she’s lost the baby weight, and I guess she’s back to her old tricks, because her tits, coupled with her mother’s name, is probably her selling point, but the fact that she takes her shirt off, even if she’s cockteasing by only showing back, is just a reminder of that….and mom or not, I’m into it.

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