Eva Amurri is doing some pole dance stripper yoga bullshit to keep her mom fitness in check, while maintaining a level of skill in “sexual movements” that men find compelling and provocative, like some kind of mating dance since we’re all fucking reptilian animals….

She’s got the pole between her ass while her fat Susan Sarandon daughter tits support her chin, so she won’t be ending up like Christopher Reeve if it all goes to shit….

It’s like she’s got what it takes to suck her own dick, but she is a mom of like 4, so it’s more likely a blasted out long lip that a dick she’d be sucking on.

She was promising as an actress who got naked in Californication, but turned to breeding instead, but lucky for her, there’s always social media for her to do her whoring….even in her 40s…

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