Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models out there and she’s recently had a kid, bounced back from that pregnancy maintaining her body, rocking a new set of milk filled monster tits, and the whole thing is erotic because we don’t have the luxury of seeing where the baby left his mark on the way out….but I’ll assume it’s not as bad as I am imagining, since I’ve seen blown out pussy, and don’t mind it at all..

Elsa Hosk is known for being Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret replacement back when Swanepoel went off to have back to back babies….but she’s more interestingly, a female Swedish basketball player, and unlike a recent Hockey Player the Montreal team drafted, she did not get in trouble for filming herself fuck someone only to send it to the entire Swedish team, but instead just quit the sport to be a hot model which was the right choice…

Did you watch any of the Olympics this weekend, it’s some real boring shit and the waving to the non crowds creeps me out, but they Olympics, like any Global Event, creep me out for many other reasons too….

That didn’t stop me from turning it on, only to be greeted by the Beach Volleyball match, which like tennis, is a sport I can jerk off to. I felt lucky, it was a win, even though I wish my luck was better served as a lottery win, you know tuning in and getting some SKIMPY bikinis hitting a ball over a net is better than tuning in to Olympic Weightlifting women, but a lottery win could allow me to buy my own Beach Volleyball team to have them train on my estate like I was that Dupont homo who was overly into wrestling or that other dude overly into female gymnastics….

That doesn’t say much about Elsa Hosk mom tits in some fancy place, but you just have to look at them, they speak for themselves…and they are saying “feed off me”….just not to me…not quite as big of a win as turning on the TV randomly and seeing Beach Volleyball..but still a win thanks to tits.

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