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2021

12

Aug

Elsa Hosk Eats Watermelon of the Day

I heard some story that was trending about watermelon being racist…

I think it was more because of this Mark Dice dude who does viral videos against the woke, or the left, or whatever….who fucking knows….but at least 3 people mentioned racist watermelons and I assumed this was the reason for that:

Obviously, he’s making a joke about how ridiculous the woke is and how people deal with the woke bullshit, where a watermelon, the punchline of racist jokes, because black people, like all people, love fucking watermelon….if you know anything about watermelon, it’s nature’s viagra…that shit will give you the biggest fucking boner you can possibly get, even if it’s not so big….

So throwing some Elsa Hosk, the hottest of the hot Victoria’s Secret, totally ignoring the racist implications of the Watermelon, because it’s not really a racist fruit, but rather a racist joke…is a good thing…because shit’s erotic….I mean you can’t eat a watermelon without imagining eating a pussy…or in this case you can’t look at Elsa Hosk eating a watermelon without thinking about eating her pussy….even after her pregnancy which could equate to a whole new world of a pussy…a terrifying place I’d still like to know…

If you think watermelon is racist as a white person, you’re a fucking fool….even though everything is racist…from math, to proficiency, to basically everything…but only amongst white people…fools.

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