Elsa Hosk was brought to us by the evil underwear empire that has decided to cancel hot chick to appease the 1 percent of people who are angry that they use hot chicks to sell panties…not the same 1 percent their owner who financed Epstein tried to appease the other 1 percent…that’s a different 1 percent…

I am convinced that no one actually cares that hot chicks are used to sell panties, we want it, even women, cuz women like hot chicks too….yet here’s a brand trying to look woke to satisfy the whiners of twitter…so dumb…

Anyway, at least they didn’t take this stupid direction before abducting Elsa Hosk from her Sweden Basketball team to strip down and sell panties to the mall shoppers of America…because Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest they’ve created and she’s recently had a kid but unlike typical moms, she’s still go that lingerie model body that she’s posing, where as typical moms, not birthing people, but MOTHERS, who are too busy covered in baby puke, feces, in oversized sweatpants, because they can’t stop eating their feelings like they were still pregnant…CAKE IS GOOD.

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