Elsa Hosk is new mom, but unlike the new moms at the Walmart checkout line-up, you know all fat and disgusting as shit, she’s a model, from Europe and has a different level of lifestyle choices, access to healthy foods, has a level of vanity that involves not wanting having a kid to ruin her amazing career and life, but more importantly, she’s an athlete, a pro B-Ball player and respects fitness…

She’s also the hottest model around, so there’s that too….

Meaning, seeing her Swedish body in this slutty knitted skirt that looks far better than the sweater I had in the 90s that looked just like this, if only I know I could turn it into a slutty stripper dress…I’d be the talk of the town…

What is important in Elsa Hosk’s approach to life, clearly healthy, rich, amazing and it’s all well deserved because look at her….but yeah…what’s important is that Sweden was the only country who didn’t give into the COVID fear of quarantining the healthy, and focused on quarantining the sick…allowing people to live normally while the rest of the world wasn’t allowed to see family, celebrate Christmas, or shop….businesses were shut down by the people who pretend they are here to save them….you know, things that make Sweden seem like a desirable place to retire…especially if the women look like this…I mean…she’s good.

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