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2021

13

Jul

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk may be a legacy brand now that Victoria’s Secret has decided to kill off the Angels and replace them with women who achieve shit, since being hot isn’t considered an achievement, despite so many ugly girls in the world proving that being hot is a fucking achievement, because even the hot ones could end up ugly, they just need to eat shit food, drink hard, maybe develop a drug problem….they can fall apart…but it’s the good ones, like Elsa Hosk, who don’t…I mean she had a kid less than a year ago and she looks like this…I mean she’s serious about being hot as I know moms who have 5 year olds who still cry about their baby weight, lazy fucks…

Anyway, HOSK, the Swedish basketball dream, who reminds me that Swedish Basketball is something I should google to jerk off to, WOMEN in sports being successful at their sport while looking like this, is something we need in our lives….not some WNBA scary tall lesbian shit…but yeah, HOSK, was the Swanepoel replacement who was the same age as Swanepoel but didn’t have two consecutive pregnancies so she could solidify her place in the world before breeding her own children….is pretty much the best Victoria’s Secret has had to offer since their inception, so her mom body MILF bikini pics with those milk filled tits and legs is worth fucking and staring at….since fucking isn’t an option…unless you’re at the point of lonely where fucking yourself is your idea of fucking…blame the internet…TOO MUCH HOTNESS!

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