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2021

13

Jul

Billie Eilish Got Them Tits On Of the Day

Billie Eilish is fat and with that comes fat tits….not that she cares about being fat, she’s been packaged and sold to the industry, or the people, harder than if she was Lana Del Rey, and they bought into it, even if she’s been exposed for being in an incestuous relationship with her brother who packaged and sold her, since he was the musician in the family who needed a front, even if she’s been exposed for making racist against Asian jokes, which is a fate worse than death you’d think, at least in this COVID era of anti-asian hate movements, but when you make enough money for a lot of powerful people, those kinds of scandals, career ruining scandals disappear so that we can focus on what is important, shitty music and the fat girl tits….that I’m not into because I find fat girls gross but that so many people have been into over the history of humanity because of the tits….or in our generation’s case…because 50 percent of girls are obese, so if you want to get fucked, the non-obese are with the quality dudes, and the fat ones are left for us to fight over, only to realize we can’t even get them because they’re stock has increased now that fat is normalized and quality dudes are into fucking them, taking us bottom feeder’s pussy life line – they have taken the sad fat chick who hates herself, has cats and ice-cream of the month club subscribtions, eager for dick but never getting dick so when your dick comes along she jumps for it, tries to marry it or at least impress it with her eating skills….away from us….THOSE JERKS>..





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