Billie Eilish is doing the splits with some oversized dude shorts on.

The good news is that her fat girl tits are busting out, which is what you’d want from a fat girl in a content piece, since her big tits take away the initial shock and disgust of the obesity.

In this picture, where the popstar who is not Taylor Swift, since there are apparently other pop stars who aren’t Taylor Swift out there, is giving us the illusion that despite being fat, she’s athletic enough to have great flexibility and mobility.

I like to think it’sp robbaly that joint disease that affects the connective tissues in the joints, allowing fat girls do do things like the splits, you know, since she’s far too tat to be athletic in ways that lead to doing the splits, even with all her stage performances that you’d think would lead to her being fit, but the money made from being rich affords way too many snacks to let the fitness win, so auto-immune diseases are the only real answer.

This definitely gives off the fat girl who normally sits out gym class deciding to shock the class with her tits, and since there are tits and splits, since splits have their own level of sex appeal, known the vaginal floodgates are gaping…..smells of pussy radiating the room….queefs filling the air…the soundtrack of Billie Eilish’s life, because that’s pretty much how I’d describe her actual music she tours….a queef….a big gaping stinky fucking queef….directed by her creepy brother FINAGAN….

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I guess Billie Eilish realizes that it’s FISHNET FRIDAY because the fat chick has her fishnets on, like many fat chicks you probably see out in public in their fishnets, since fishnets tend to be a fat chick or goth dude fashion stable, despite the fishnets squeezing the fat through the fishnet holes, turning a fat bitch into a waffle cone, while looking like a fat bitch who eats too many waffle cones…

Billie Eilish may be trying to do fitness, but those thighs are the kind that crush watermelons in those viral youtube videos….

She may be a HOT ARTIST thanks to the propaganda and media manipulation…..but she’s not actually hot…

If anything, she should focus on her fat girl tits, rather than her fat girls legs, or her visible throught he sheer shirt, fat girls gut…

I like the hip and fashionable take on boxing, with the dick sucking knee pads that don’t really add to the whole eroticism of this totally non erotic shoot…BUT THERE ARE FISHNETS…and that’s something!

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Bille Eilish is being so hip in her ski mask, it feels so familiar to me, seeing as I am all about being anonymous and masked in this terrible over sharing and over exposed world of everyone wanting to be seen.

I’m not saying that if I ever took off the mask and decided to be a podcast host, influencer, singer song writer, tap dancer, small penis pornstar with an onlyfans, cam girl cuz I’m trans, you know I have options, that I’d be famous, but I would be a little more thirsty for attention than I already am, which isn’t very thirsty for attention at all, I’ve never actually marketed this bullshit, proven by the 2 of you who ended up here googling “grey pubic hair”….

So in my case, the mask doesn’t make me mysterious or exciting and unmasking doesn make me more relevant, important, famous, appreciated, rich, which would really not be that hard to achieve seeing as if another 2 people googled “grey pubic hair” I’d be double the relevant…..

I’m just saying I’m a brown paper bag kind of guy, who isn’t a S&M BDSM Fetishist, but who doesn’t like getting distracted by ugly faces, which is something that masks do a great job of solving…

So as fat and super famous Billie Eilish roles around in fishnets and shorts like some kind of Comicon freak in Cosplay, she looks better doing it masked..

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Billie Eilish is an overrated, overhyped, overfed fat chick who I guess is packages as some moody pop star, because she walks around in oversized clothing like an obese person, and produces hit songs with her brother who probably grew up jerking off to her big tits….that she has because she’s a fat chick….

So the LA born, bred, and contrived starlet has some fat girl tits, but we already know that because she’s made a big deal about her big tits on a few different occassions after she brought them out…

Since she was overhyped, it got to her head and she forgot that normal fat girls have to show off their fat tits to get noticed or get attention…..but this bitch missed that step, didn’t need that step to get where she needed to go so she shames people for only caring about her big tits, the way nature designed us to care about fat chicks unless those fat chicks skip that step like Billie Eilish…

The good news is, she’s clearly realizing the big tits on the fat ugly girl, no matter how fat and ugly, or rich or poor, or famous or a nobody….are a fucking currency, a tool, and here she is using them to perform WITCHCRAFT on your mind.
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Billie Eilish is a dumpy looking scam that managed to become one of the biggest stars thanks to brainwashing, marketing, witchcraft, propaganda and all the other things that go into winning over millions of retards into thinking you’re more than just a shell of a human trying to generate hype and money for your team, and that you’re some sort of bullshit artist or some shit.

Well, along with being dumpy, she’s slipped into some massive fucking dress that her sloppy ass titties peek through…but more importantly, she is in fishnets where some tattooed loser who clearly has an identity crisis and used to tattoos to let the world know just how fake and out of touch with himself he is, feels her up….

There’s no fisting, no fingering, no panty shots, not that you’d like to see those sail sized bullshits…no matter HOW stained they are…

It’s just some weird ass fishnet erotica but I figure that’s probably the kind of thing that you losers get off to.

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I don’t know when these pictures are from, I just came across them and figured that since the fat fuck who is the most viral or popular popstar of the last few years, with 100 million followers because she’s important, who has recently been doing workout shit on the regular, because no one likes being fat as fuck, not even people who pretend to like being fat as fuck, even if being fat as fuck is part of their monetization…

So in still being fat, despite the fitness, she’s got her titties out while doing the splits, in some sort of acrobatic way….she’s also giving her friend an “Eiffel-Tower High Five”….so classy, like when split roasting a bitch who can be doing the splits like Eilish, but it’s not a pre-requisite for your threesom.

Since I don’t care about Eilsih, or fat girl tits, I do this for those of you who masturbate to her music while you cry your lonely cries…

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Big girl, overhyped girl, Billie Eilish, a now Oscar winning top of the charts scam, was called out for being the worst dressed at the Oscars, where she won a fucking Oscar, because her acting parents clearly sold her kids off to the right people at the right time, creating this “enigma”…..and I’m here wondering just how big her shits are…I’m assuming REAL BIG….

I’ve been sent this video called the Death of The Movie Star about 1 or 2 times, I don’t have many friends, so that is A LOT of times for a reclusive who avoids all human contact.

I didn’t watch it, but I can assume what was said in it, and that is that these people are all such fame hungry, trying to be seen or talked about losers, who are working as hard to go viral as any influencer, trying to be some kind of World Star Hip Hop video, instead of just being a hot famous chick who is treated like royalty, that the paparazzi have to rent helicopters to capture her in a bikini on vacation in Mexico, instead of it being part of their low hanging fruit content strategy….

Could you imagine stars of the past posting pics of them in the bathroom, on the toilet, for anything but an ART project or fashion editorial because I can’t….they were once dignified in public, we thought they didn’t even shit, yet here they are broadcasting it…..in some trash behind the scenes, now it’s a fucked up free for all from hell and it’s pretty disgusting to watch it unfold….

Either way, toilet fetishists, here’s a fatty popstar on the toilet like the vile trash she is.

Welcome to hell.

Her caption:

Vile.

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Billie Eilish is fat and with that comes fat tits….not that she cares about being fat, she’s been packaged and sold to the industry, or the people, harder than if she was Lana Del Rey, and they bought into it, even if she’s been exposed for being in an incestuous relationship with her brother who packaged and sold her, since he was the musician in the family who needed a front, even if she’s been exposed for making racist against Asian jokes, which is a fate worse than death you’d think, at least in this COVID era of anti-asian hate movements, but when you make enough money for a lot of powerful people, those kinds of scandals, career ruining scandals disappear so that we can focus on what is important, shitty music and the fat girl tits….that I’m not into because I find fat girls gross but that so many people have been into over the history of humanity because of the tits….or in our generation’s case…because 50 percent of girls are obese, so if you want to get fucked, the non-obese are with the quality dudes, and the fat ones are left for us to fight over, only to realize we can’t even get them because they’re stock has increased now that fat is normalized and quality dudes are into fucking them, taking us bottom feeder’s pussy life line – they have taken the sad fat chick who hates herself, has cats and ice-cream of the month club subscribtions, eager for dick but never getting dick so when your dick comes along she jumps for it, tries to marry it or at least impress it with her eating skills….away from us….THOSE JERKS>..

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These are a few days old, but I saw them in the FORUM yesterday and shit’s gone viral, at least viral in terms of DrunkenStepfather, since we aren’t a relevant site, where over 500 people have seen the monster tits…

As a small titty lover…who in high school was dating the fat girl with the big tits because she had some sort of handicapped and let me have sex with her retard ass, so long as I gave her baked goods…in what I never expected to be a self fulfilling prophecy or at least a glimpse into my future life where I’m married to a fat retard who gets off on baked goods….but I alway envied the smaller tits and the tighter body on said tits….

But I forget that ya’ll are Americans, where 99 percent of the population is a Walmart shopping pig with diabetes…all limbless and angry….so someone as fat as Billie Eilish is considered slim…and someone as fat titty as Billie Eilish is considered exciting…

I am not a believer in the hype Billie Eilish had last year, I thought it was a hokey bullshit act…a viral song gone viral doing what other people have done countless times before her…being praised like a hero or a prodigy or an artist…when she’s just some LA hipster follower bullshit trying to be edgy and interesting…making her neither edgy or interesting….so I don’t buy into their LA based scam…but the rest of the world does…

So as a country of big titty lovers, despite how gross the host body tits are, here’s your pop icon Billie Eilish and her big tits…because they are big..but so is the rest of her.

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