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2022

12

Sep

Billie Eilish Tits of the Day

Billie Eilish is in a Corset and a skirt, so I guess she’s decided to play a girl instead of the obese Florida Granny in her Gucci oversized track suit and it’s actually a better look for her.

I don’t know any Billie Eilish songs, but I know she’s made herself and a lot of people a lot of money as a top of the charts starlet, who always creeped me out because she acts like he fucks her brother and I am no indoctrinated into the whole incest trend that the porn tubes are trying to train people to be into, you know, they’re fucking with the simple minds!

I do know that she’s about 25 pounds lighter than she was, which is probably why she’s dressing liek a girl, because NO ONE likes to be a fat fuck..

I also know that she went viral over her tits a few times, they made her some body positivity activist, for having big fat tits, but her whole being fat threw that off for me! It is not IMPRESSIVE to have fat tits when you’re fat, hello!

So I encourage weight loss, stripping down, becoming a girl, big tits, even on pop stars that I assume don’t live up to the hype, but the general population are retards, so they just buy into it, like that whole incest shit I mentioned in the top of the post!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Billabong|Billie Eilish

2009

19

Feb

Billabong Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

Billabong doesn’t really bring up images of sexy, big breasted, tight body bikini girls to my mind. Usually the girls who rock this shit are either chubby in a tankini with the bike short bottoms or butchy action sports chicks who chug beer, have fart contests with their homies while playing video games like one of the guys, so I wasn’t too surprised when I came across these Billabong Fashion show pictures, because despite not being too manly, these girls are pretty horse-like, I’m talking they took them straight from the Heidi Montag family, and I am posting them cuz you’d probably give anything to ride them into the sunset, cowboy.

Posted in:Bikini|Billabong|Fashion Show