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2022

13

Jan

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

This is not your traditional instagram model doing a “Felt CUTE might get pregnant later, then abort it, so that I can post my abortion story or my abortion reunion when society gets too Christian and says that abortions are a slippery slope”…..becasue Elsa Hosk is a top model, always cute, even when she was pregnant, which she didn’t abort, because she’s not a piece of shit and commits to her responsibility, plus being a mom is something people do, not just for props and child support, because they like the feeling of a large object being expelled out of their cunt so much that they nurture it for the rest of their life…like if you had a massive asshole ripping shit after Super Bowl Weekend, only to pull it out of the toilet and keep on your shelf, carry it with you to do errands, even when you travel, read it bedtime stories and try to teach it to read or speak….

But yeah, she already had a kid, which is gross in theory, but she wears it well, because she’s fucking hot….even if her whole breeding storyline is a fail…she’s almost 30 and that’s what almost 30s do when they don’t want to end up rich spinsters like Jennifer Aniston who will only be surrounded by hired help in her old age because no one will love her when she’s not relevant anymore…not even Jiminy Kimmel…



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2021

10

Nov

Elsa Hosk Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model, so this is her showing off some high fashion items that I guess were designed for the traditional titless model, while this Swede comes in packing fucking heat, you know a basketball star before she was a model, now a new mom with basketball sized tits, trying to be included in those high fashion dresses, which I guess is the opposite, but much better version of a fat chick squeezing into pants too tight because she doesn’t want to admit she’s a fat chick..

This tits too big to be a traditional model, BUT THAT WON’T STOP HER…a FUCKING HER…but tits perfect enough to be a lingerie model even for mall brands who sell made in China trash, but at least she’s half naked….just tits too big for the dress…but she’s empowered, don’t shame her….JERK OFF TO HER…THOSE TITS.

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2021

26

Oct

Elsa Hosk Fitness Erotica of the Day

Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest of the recent Victoria’s Secret models, which is probably not saying much since they hire dump truck looking women for their campaigns now that they have agendas in woke to produce, relying heavily on people’s short attention spans, knowing that their exclusive club of NO FAT CHICKS allowed is hardly something they can push anymore, even though it is what they are known for, and like your souther borders they are just opening the floodgates letting all the pussy, and some penis that look like it could have a pussy if you were drunk enough, to endorse their bullshit made in china by slaves underwear that you’ll assume is made in china by slaves, since everything we own is made in china by slaves, it’s all part of the killing of the middle class outsourcing to save money in the most irresponsible and unethical way….but that applies to all corporations not just those that had an owner who funded Epstein….according to the RUMORS…

But yeah, the recent mom, is an athletic set of hot tits, who had a career before being a hot model as a basketball player, which was probably more annoying than her current job which requires just being hot…..no early practices, just the occasional meeting here and there and the money’s far better, even though you’d think Swedish women’s basketball cast by girls that look like Elsa Hosk would be bigger than the UFC….

This is her doing fitness, since fitness doesn’t kill, but according to her native Sweden, the moderna shot does, so they banned it…something that’s good to know…only the mainstream media says they didn’t ban it…but paused it… THANKS FACT CHECKERS for LYING.

Fitness actually improves your chances of surviving basically everything, so get fit or jerk off to new moms with hard nips getting fit…




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2021

06

Oct

Elsa Hosk Braless of the Day

Elsa Hosk, like IKEA is Swedish.

Elsa Hosk, unlike IKEA, can’t be mass produced or assembled in the comfort of your own home because why buy furniture built, when they can pass the savings onto you if you do ALL THE WORK YOURSELf like some kind of fucking peasant….

However, the good news is that Elsa Hosk, not furniture, can be better appreciated if you fill a toilet paper roll up with CRISCO shortening to fuck while you stare at her fashionable outfits where she’s basically got her hot mom tits, with her hot mom body, why don’t all moms look like this..

I can’t confirm or deny it will be as blown out as her mom vagina…but it’s a “GOOD ENOUGH” situation….I mean when you’re fucking crisco in a toilet paper roll…you’ve reached rock bottom…it’s not the time of your life you’d want to die of a heart attack….so GOOD ENOUGH is enough…like you’ve had standards or benchmarks in any aspect of your life…fool.

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2021

27

Sep

Elsa Hosk Got Them Tits on Of the Day

Elsa Hosk the Swedish Basketball player that has basically given you everything you need to know about how the WNBA can make their bullshit better, stop using 6 foot tall women who look like they are men who have transitioned badly, and maybe start using 6 foot tall models with a decent level of athleticism, maybe throw them in bikini or lingerie so that we can get off to their game…

Now I’ve never watched WNBA, so it’s pretty unfair for me to say that all the WNBA players look like dudes who transitioned, but I don’t know what they look like, because they are not 6 foot tall bikini models in bikinis playing basketball at the high school male level….like the WNBA…

I know that “sexualizing” women is supposed to be a bad thing. I’ve seen female athletes, even the lowest level female athletes who post half naked bikini pics on their instagram try to shit on the media for sexualizing them in their coverage…when the only reason people watch female sports is for that reason….or maybe they are a woman into the sport…but any dude is watching women play for the titty jiggle….and not for the athleticism…

I mean I LOVE female tennis, but it has nothing to do with the elite level of tennis they play, I can follow the ball easier and there’s tons of upskirts…so let’s be reasonable here…

Elsa Hosk, is more than just a lingerie model, a bball player, a new mother, she’s also got big titties out..


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2021

16

Sep

Elsa Hosk Underboob of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a basketball star from Sweden who is better known for putting her Basketballs into her bikini tops and bra tops and even fully exposed, all painted to look like breasts, because that’s the way female basketball was meant to be played…

Unless these are just her real tits, I remember many decades ago learning that the average bra size of a Swede was a C-Cup or maybe it was a D-Cup and thinking…that’s the kind of place I’d like to go…you know Volvos, Ikea Meatballs and BOBS….

I guess the point of the story is that Elsa Hosk, the VS Model of dreams, has really performed well with the fans, without even letting her pregnancy get in the way of being someone we can rely on to jerk off to…which is so rare these days.

I am a fan and think she’s one of the hottest around, so you should be too, since you are me and I am you.

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2021

02

Sep

Elsa Hosk Titty Rub of the Day

I realize that I hate social media because it’s one giant ad, from the same fucking brands, that all these idiots promote for money, because people like money, it makes them feel less pathetic, more purposeful in their self produced smut…and the brands love it because all the minions who lost their souls to the algorithm fucking run with it, pull out their credit cards and buy shit….you see these people if you leave the house…they are all the fucking same..

Now, I don’t really want to single out Elsa Hosk on this, mainly because she’s one of the hottest out there, I mean she just had a kid and still looks amazing, hardly blown out at all, and her tits bigger than ever…

For those who don’t know, she’s a Swedish pro female BBALL player who decided to model, got naked, got cast by VS and won at life…but as a Swedish girl, she’s probably not as brainwashed as her American counterparts because her country didn’t do lockdowns and focused on quarantining the sick, you know LOGIC….probably a culture based on logic, based on their national IMPORT…IKEA…alone…

I am just saying that we’re all fucking trash, but amongst the trash, there is better trash, and that’s Elsa Hosk.

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2021

27

Aug

Elsa Hosk Side Boob in a Short Dress of the Day

Elsa Hosk is new mom, but unlike the new moms at the Walmart checkout line-up, you know all fat and disgusting as shit, she’s a model, from Europe and has a different level of lifestyle choices, access to healthy foods, has a level of vanity that involves not wanting having a kid to ruin her amazing career and life, but more importantly, she’s an athlete, a pro B-Ball player and respects fitness…

She’s also the hottest model around, so there’s that too….

Meaning, seeing her Swedish body in this slutty knitted skirt that looks far better than the sweater I had in the 90s that looked just like this, if only I know I could turn it into a slutty stripper dress…I’d be the talk of the town…

What is important in Elsa Hosk’s approach to life, clearly healthy, rich, amazing and it’s all well deserved because look at her….but yeah…what’s important is that Sweden was the only country who didn’t give into the COVID fear of quarantining the healthy, and focused on quarantining the sick…allowing people to live normally while the rest of the world wasn’t allowed to see family, celebrate Christmas, or shop….businesses were shut down by the people who pretend they are here to save them….you know, things that make Sweden seem like a desirable place to retire…especially if the women look like this…I mean…she’s good.

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2021

16

Aug

Elsa Hosk Sucks a Mango of the Day

I am a firm believer that women who eat mangos are well aware of the fact that it is perverted and makes all dudes think they are eating a big orange juice pussy. We are perverts and Mangos are sloppy like Elsa Hosks mom pussy may be, you know because she squeezed a baby out of it…and babies are bigger than vaginas…the whole thing is so fucking brutal….GORE from the worst kind of alien parasite movie….despite being a vagina…

But Elsa Hosks mom pussy probably smells of angels and butterflies, in part because she’s had the same boyfriend since she was a kid, at least that’s what I think, so it hasn’t been polluted with too many dicks like all these other girls pretending they aren’t aspiring porn chicks, living their best porn life, cuz sex is fun and readily available thanks to dating apps, you know cuz some girls, when they are hot enough and not insecure are totally fine not fucking every dude willing to fuck them because they know that they angels and butterflies…who shouldn’t just hand that shit out.

That’s not to say HOSK isn’t a slut, but I like to view her as though she’s not a slut, and I think it has a lot to do with her being the hottest model out there, since she’s the hottest model out there…one to remind you that Swedish women still have hot tits…in the event you forgot…

I mean…look at this body….she’s a new mother…this is amazing and that goes against ALL my prejudices against moms because for the most part I think children are the worst form of body ravaging and life altering STDs but in Elsa’s case, I’m like WHERE IS THE PLACENTA…let’s fucking fry that shit up and get eating….you know she’s not the kind of mom who you only fuck up the ass….


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2021

12

Aug

Elsa Hosk Eats Watermelon of the Day

I heard some story that was trending about watermelon being racist…

I think it was more because of this Mark Dice dude who does viral videos against the woke, or the left, or whatever….who fucking knows….but at least 3 people mentioned racist watermelons and I assumed this was the reason for that:

Obviously, he’s making a joke about how ridiculous the woke is and how people deal with the woke bullshit, where a watermelon, the punchline of racist jokes, because black people, like all people, love fucking watermelon….if you know anything about watermelon, it’s nature’s viagra…that shit will give you the biggest fucking boner you can possibly get, even if it’s not so big….

So throwing some Elsa Hosk, the hottest of the hot Victoria’s Secret, totally ignoring the racist implications of the Watermelon, because it’s not really a racist fruit, but rather a racist joke…is a good thing…because shit’s erotic….I mean you can’t eat a watermelon without imagining eating a pussy…or in this case you can’t look at Elsa Hosk eating a watermelon without thinking about eating her pussy….even after her pregnancy which could equate to a whole new world of a pussy…a terrifying place I’d still like to know…

If you think watermelon is racist as a white person, you’re a fucking fool….even though everything is racist…from math, to proficiency, to basically everything…but only amongst white people…fools.

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