Elsa Hosk is doing some posing in her bikini and is looking pretty fucking good because she recently ripped her CERVIX apart for her baby, so that the baby would come out alive, which it did.

I don’t know if birthing, or ripped cervixes or would it be cervices are your thing, I would figure you’re more the kind of guy who doesn’t ever make contact with the cervix, for short dicks and lack of women letting you near their vaginas, but maybe when you vigorously masturbate you think about the porn chick you’re watching gt railed as “I’d destroy your cervix, if only I had enough money to hire you to do a porn shoot in my house, despite not having a penis long enough to make contact with your cervix, but maybe I could buy an extender”…you weird angry fuck.

I do know that birthing didn’t really stop her model and athlete muscle memory from happening, unless these are photoshopped, becasue she’s as good as she was and that makes no sense….but I’m sure she didn’t use a Ukrainian baby factory of surrogats that I read about in the news…and that she did infact give birth because out of all the VS models, she’s one I don’t think is a tranny trying to trick us as a trap or a pass.

Point of the story, Elsa Hosk is being expensive in her Ketchup and Mustard bikini, the hot dog bun you’d want to slide your hot dog in because she’s wonderful and that’s how we honor wonderful ladies. That and cum tributes. Which I still don’t understand but unfortunately know they happen.

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Elsa Hosk may have had some work done, all these near 30 year olds have face injections to look more like a muppet on instagram….but she’s still looking hot to me.

One of the hottest models brought into the Victoria’s Secret empire after a career as a female pro Basketball Player, the Michael Jordan of female basketball in Sweden, because she brought in the fans, who could jerk off to the games the way women’s sports were originally designed before letting in the people who excelled at the sport….

I don’t know about you, but I’m not watching women’s sports for the feats in athleticism that high school boys can probably pull off….you know, girls vs guys in sport….just ask that Trans Swimmer who is making a joke of sports while trolling as a girl swimmer destroying titles designed for women because woke went too far….

I am watching female sports for masturbation purposes….

Not that Elsa still does that whole sports thing, it’s her bullshit origin story that sounds better than “Fucked agents, bookers, or cockteased, them, but got in to replace Candice Swanepoel when she was breeding and did it better”….until deciding to breed herself.

So this is her MILF Mom bod, one that’s substantial and worth celebrating in its underwear, looking better than most bitches who don’t have kids, probably the muscle memory or a little vanity and effort, either way, it works!

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Elsa Hosk is a YUMMY MOMMY….rocking a fit fucking body thanks to being a SWEDISH basketball star before deciding “that’s boring, I can strip down for top brands and make millions doing it”….she was one of the hottest VS girls prior to her whole birthing process you’d probably jerk off to …READY TO DROP PORN is something special to lonely people….

This ties right into my MILF POST that I basically just posted…saying MILFS today aren’t MILFS I’d consider MILFS….because too many hotties have pieces of shit children as props….almost making the whole MILF thing less impressive than it once was when ALL moms were blown out, fat, pigs who looked exhausted…and ready to die because they’ve thrown in the towel…

Where this rich fuck’s pussy probably healed, and is just still hot bodied and frolicking in the ocean with not a care in the world…the kid’s probably with her nanny..

It’s definitely a mind fuck, but it’s a mind fuck you can jerk off to, making it more tolerable..

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This is not your traditional instagram model doing a “Felt CUTE might get pregnant later, then abort it, so that I can post my abortion story or my abortion reunion when society gets too Christian and says that abortions are a slippery slope”…..becasue Elsa Hosk is a top model, always cute, even when she was pregnant, which she didn’t abort, because she’s not a piece of shit and commits to her responsibility, plus being a mom is something people do, not just for props and child support, because they like the feeling of a large object being expelled out of their cunt so much that they nurture it for the rest of their life…like if you had a massive asshole ripping shit after Super Bowl Weekend, only to pull it out of the toilet and keep on your shelf, carry it with you to do errands, even when you travel, read it bedtime stories and try to teach it to read or speak….

But yeah, she already had a kid, which is gross in theory, but she wears it well, because she’s fucking hot….even if her whole breeding storyline is a fail…she’s almost 30 and that’s what almost 30s do when they don’t want to end up rich spinsters like Jennifer Aniston who will only be surrounded by hired help in her old age because no one will love her when she’s not relevant anymore…not even Jiminy Kimmel…

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Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest of the recent Victoria’s Secret models, which is probably not saying much since they hire dump truck looking women for their campaigns now that they have agendas in woke to produce, relying heavily on people’s short attention spans, knowing that their exclusive club of NO FAT CHICKS allowed is hardly something they can push anymore, even though it is what they are known for, and like your souther borders they are just opening the floodgates letting all the pussy, and some penis that look like it could have a pussy if you were drunk enough, to endorse their bullshit made in china by slaves underwear that you’ll assume is made in china by slaves, since everything we own is made in china by slaves, it’s all part of the killing of the middle class outsourcing to save money in the most irresponsible and unethical way….but that applies to all corporations not just those that had an owner who funded Epstein….according to the RUMORS…

But yeah, the recent mom, is an athletic set of hot tits, who had a career before being a hot model as a basketball player, which was probably more annoying than her current job which requires just being hot…..no early practices, just the occasional meeting here and there and the money’s far better, even though you’d think Swedish women’s basketball cast by girls that look like Elsa Hosk would be bigger than the UFC….

This is her doing fitness, since fitness doesn’t kill, but according to her native Sweden, the moderna shot does, so they banned it…something that’s good to know…only the mainstream media says they didn’t ban it…but paused it… THANKS FACT CHECKERS for LYING.

Fitness actually improves your chances of surviving basically everything, so get fit or jerk off to new moms with hard nips getting fit…

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Elsa Hosk, like IKEA is Swedish.

Elsa Hosk, unlike IKEA, can’t be mass produced or assembled in the comfort of your own home because why buy furniture built, when they can pass the savings onto you if you do ALL THE WORK YOURSELf like some kind of fucking peasant….

However, the good news is that Elsa Hosk, not furniture, can be better appreciated if you fill a toilet paper roll up with CRISCO shortening to fuck while you stare at her fashionable outfits where she’s basically got her hot mom tits, with her hot mom body, why don’t all moms look like this..

I can’t confirm or deny it will be as blown out as her mom vagina…but it’s a “GOOD ENOUGH” situation….I mean when you’re fucking crisco in a toilet paper roll…you’ve reached rock bottom…it’s not the time of your life you’d want to die of a heart attack….so GOOD ENOUGH is enough…like you’ve had standards or benchmarks in any aspect of your life…fool.

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Elsa Hosk the Swedish Basketball player that has basically given you everything you need to know about how the WNBA can make their bullshit better, stop using 6 foot tall women who look like they are men who have transitioned badly, and maybe start using 6 foot tall models with a decent level of athleticism, maybe throw them in bikini or lingerie so that we can get off to their game…

Now I’ve never watched WNBA, so it’s pretty unfair for me to say that all the WNBA players look like dudes who transitioned, but I don’t know what they look like, because they are not 6 foot tall bikini models in bikinis playing basketball at the high school male level….like the WNBA…

I know that “sexualizing” women is supposed to be a bad thing. I’ve seen female athletes, even the lowest level female athletes who post half naked bikini pics on their instagram try to shit on the media for sexualizing them in their coverage…when the only reason people watch female sports is for that reason….or maybe they are a woman into the sport…but any dude is watching women play for the titty jiggle….and not for the athleticism…

I mean I LOVE female tennis, but it has nothing to do with the elite level of tennis they play, I can follow the ball easier and there’s tons of upskirts…so let’s be reasonable here…

Elsa Hosk, is more than just a lingerie model, a bball player, a new mother, she’s also got big titties out..

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Elsa Hosk is a basketball star from Sweden who is better known for putting her Basketballs into her bikini tops and bra tops and even fully exposed, all painted to look like breasts, because that’s the way female basketball was meant to be played…

Unless these are just her real tits, I remember many decades ago learning that the average bra size of a Swede was a C-Cup or maybe it was a D-Cup and thinking…that’s the kind of place I’d like to go…you know Volvos, Ikea Meatballs and BOBS….

I guess the point of the story is that Elsa Hosk, the VS Model of dreams, has really performed well with the fans, without even letting her pregnancy get in the way of being someone we can rely on to jerk off to…which is so rare these days.

I am a fan and think she’s one of the hottest around, so you should be too, since you are me and I am you.

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