Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

2022

Jan

This is not your traditional instagram model doing a “Felt CUTE might get pregnant later, then abort it, so that I can post my abortion story or my abortion reunion when society gets too Christian and says that abortions are a slippery slope”…..becasue Elsa Hosk is a top model, always cute, even when she was pregnant, which she didn’t abort, because she’s not a piece of shit and commits to her responsibility, plus being a mom is something people do, not just for props and child support, because they like the feeling of a large object being expelled out of their cunt so much that they nurture it for the rest of their life…like if you had a massive asshole ripping shit after Super Bowl Weekend, only to pull it out of the toilet and keep on your shelf, carry it with you to do errands, even when you travel, read it bedtime stories and try to teach it to read or speak….

But yeah, she already had a kid, which is gross in theory, but she wears it well, because she’s fucking hot….even if her whole breeding storyline is a fail…she’s almost 30 and that’s what almost 30s do when they don’t want to end up rich spinsters like Jennifer Aniston who will only be surrounded by hired help in her old age because no one will love her when she’s not relevant anymore…not even Jiminy Kimmel…