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2022

08

Mar

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Instagram brand Lounge Underwear is making moves, I guess they saw that the dude who does stripper gear at Fashionova for all thee whores of instagram bought a 140 million dollar house on discount in Bel Air, because selling shit on the internet pays….

There was a time when Lounge was just using the low levels, but I guess they built it up to use the best Victoria’s Secret had to offer as they’ve gone on recruiting half retards and fat chicks to WOKE their marketing, to distract from the “HE DIDN’T HANG HIMSELF” connection….DEEP LINKS.

So Elsa Hosk, either discounted from birthing child, or getting paid her rate because I can’t even tell her pussy’s been ripped out by birthing child….in fact it’s like she never gave birth at all….something all you gross moms should look at to realize you are lazy and eat too many calories…

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2008

08

Jul

Elsa Zylberstein Has a Useless Nipple Slip of the Day

Her name is Elsa Zylberstein and she’s someone you probably haven’t heard of because she’s from France and not from America. As you’d expect with a name like Zylberstein, has a Jewish father, but since dude realized that Jewish Woman aren’t the prettiest things out there, married a Catholic girl and had her. She considered herself a Jew because I assume it was good for business when you want to work in entertainment, since Jews like the help other Jews, but the Jewish religion never acepted her as a Jew because her mom was a Gentile. Now she has moved onto Buddhism, and this is a whole lot of information you don’t give a fuck about, but what you should give a fuck about is the fact that she’s having a pretty amazing nipple slip, because seeing nipples fall out of dresses is what going to bars and hanging out by the dancefloor in hopes a bitch in a tube top who decided to not wear a bra that day is all about when you’re a creep like me.

Posted in:Elsa Zylberstein|Nipple Slip