Elsa Hosk is doing some posing in her bikini and is looking pretty fucking good because she recently ripped her CERVIX apart for her baby, so that the baby would come out alive, which it did.

I don’t know if birthing, or ripped cervixes or would it be cervices are your thing, I would figure you’re more the kind of guy who doesn’t ever make contact with the cervix, for short dicks and lack of women letting you near their vaginas, but maybe when you vigorously masturbate you think about the porn chick you’re watching gt railed as “I’d destroy your cervix, if only I had enough money to hire you to do a porn shoot in my house, despite not having a penis long enough to make contact with your cervix, but maybe I could buy an extender”…you weird angry fuck.

I do know that birthing didn’t really stop her model and athlete muscle memory from happening, unless these are photoshopped, becasue she’s as good as she was and that makes no sense….but I’m sure she didn’t use a Ukrainian baby factory of surrogats that I read about in the news…and that she did infact give birth because out of all the VS models, she’s one I don’t think is a tranny trying to trick us as a trap or a pass.

Point of the story, Elsa Hosk is being expensive in her Ketchup and Mustard bikini, the hot dog bun you’d want to slide your hot dog in because she’s wonderful and that’s how we honor wonderful ladies. That and cum tributes. Which I still don’t understand but unfortunately know they happen.

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