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2009

09

Sep

Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

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