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2021

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Nov

Elsa Hosk Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model, so this is her showing off some high fashion items that I guess were designed for the traditional titless model, while this Swede comes in packing fucking heat, you know a basketball star before she was a model, now a new mom with basketball sized tits, trying to be included in those high fashion dresses, which I guess is the opposite, but much better version of a fat chick squeezing into pants too tight because she doesn’t want to admit she’s a fat chick..

This tits too big to be a traditional model, BUT THAT WON’T STOP HER…a FUCKING HER…but tits perfect enough to be a lingerie model even for mall brands who sell made in China trash, but at least she’s half naked….just tits too big for the dress…but she’s empowered, don’t shame her….JERK OFF TO HER…THOSE TITS.

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2009

09

Sep

Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

Posted in:Ellis Lanksder|Football|Stutter