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2022

23

May

Elsa Hosk Thong of the Day

I just did a post on on how the MILFS I see on the regular aren’t actually MILFS but rather MIAWTFBTAA….Mom’s I am Willing to Fuck Because They Are Around….

You know, when you have no standards you capitalize on ANY girl willing to fuck you, if she’s willing to fuck you, in that brief moment in time, with that brief window of opportunity….take what you can get….and having a kid and a wrecked body is usually increasing your chances because they hate themselves as much as you hate their gross battle wounds from pregnancy and giving up….

Some moms, like Elsa Hosk, who would never be willing to fuck you, because they have an athlete’s approach to staying hot and winning, despite having a kid try to fuck them up, which they clearly don’t let fuck them up, because they aren’t like the MILFS I see on the regular who all look like they have 2 kids more than they actually have, you know REAL mom shit at walmart….that this mom puts to shame in a “You are lazy bitch, get it together”….I mean look at his shit

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