Dua Lipa Bikini Tits of the Day

2022

May

Dua Lipa’s in a skimpy bikini I feel like I’ve seen her in before, but I don’t actually keep track of these pop stars in bikinis as much as you’d assume that I’d be keeping track of, since I have an archive of this shit that I aimlessly write about because I don’t know what else to do with myself in a given day, I’m pathetic like that.

She pretends that she was a plus sized model before being a youtube cover song singing girl who they singed to a lucrative deal and who is now the biggest popstar around, and luckily the generation is sluttier, exhibitionists who love you jerking off to them, and the body looks alright, if you’re into not seeing a bitch on all fours with her ass spread so you can see the asshole behind the thong…which I am not….I figure anything but an asshole behind thong is a cocktease, intentionally trying to ruin our spirits, but I’ll look at the foreplay, softcore, safe for work version since she is super fucking famous, rich and totally not even in need of these bikini pics for additional hype, she just does it for the good times and there is something noble or special in that…innit.