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2024

18

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Bringing Low Level Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa is the world’s greatest popstar because her dad was a digital marketing expert from whatever country she’s from, where he used his tactics as a digital marketing expert to spread RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as well as create pop star from daughter…unless ALBANIA has nothing to do with RUSSIA, if it’s even an actual place…and I’m just over here making shit up about some girl born in the UK, not in some refugee camp….who knows..

What I do know is that she wears bikinis…and other scandalous outfits because sex sells and these girls are exhibitionist sluts…even at the highest pay grade…

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2024

12

Jun

Dua Lipa Sucking On Carbs and Other Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is the Albanian refugee who didn’t actually come to us through human trafficking from Albania during the Kosovo war, because she was born in the UK and that takes away all the fun.

Then you factor in that her dad was a digital marketing expert with a high profile digital marketing agency capable of gaming the internet and her viral appeal seems a lot less interesting or organic.

Everything is contrived or staged, we’re all being brain washed, but I guess the good news is the Dua, who may not be the hottest, wears slutty outfits to remain trendy and interesting while she has been able to make hit after hit because she’s figured out how to game the system through music…and cash the fuck in on it…

She posted some content of her on some trip or touring or who fucking cares, she’s sucking on carbs, wearing a sheer dress, not in leaked nudes but rather curated staged and manufactured shit….boring…but why not post a DUA LIPA update you can go find on her INSTAGRAM for no actual reason besides being a fucking HACK….(me not her).

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2024

13

May

Dua Lipa in a Bra and Panties of the Day

We live in a world of instagram dudes and their only fans girlfriends who walk around with their full thonged asses out, I’m talking full asses hanging out of skirts, dresses, bikinis, even pants….

These girls are young and hot and making stupid money, or young and disgusting with dreams of making stupid money, but they’re trying so fucking hard pretending they don’t give a fuck, with their nude and hot or not hot asses crying to be stared out….

All while their dudes are rocking bleached mullets, designer T-Shirts and every tattoo they picked out of the instagram catalog of cool tattoos on their face….because it’s a lame world with lame people but it works for them…and as a pervert, it works for me so I guess we are in this together, weird face tattoo guy and your hot assed girl.

So when a popstar, one of the biggest sensations in pop ends up in a photoshoot in her underwear, it’s pretty expected, that’s just the culture baby….and we’re not necessarily better for it, but I feel pretty better for it….

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2024

06

May

Dua Lipa’s Upside Down Tits of the Day

It seems like it’s a new trend for these celebrity photoshoots is getting them upside down….

It seems like it’s an old trend fo these celebrity photoshoots is getting them in their underwear, because you can’t connect with the fans in an intimate way if there’s clothing standing between you and them, I mean that and a computer or phone screen or heavy security…

So now, we get upside down celebs in their underwear, tits hanging to their chin, and I’m into this circus shit.

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2024

02

May

Dua Lipa’s Behind the Scenes Booty of the Day

Dua Lipa is a super important popstar, so naturally, she’s in her underwear.

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2024

01

May

Dua Lipa’s Cherry on Top of the Day

I don’t get into religious wars, I don’t even care about politics, but I did destroy my site traffic and never recovered during COVID because I was an anti-vaxxer who believed in FREEDOM and obviously was right about it.

I ignore all the bullshit about this war and that war and this religion and that religion, they are trying to oppress and divide us man….

I don’t believe in any fucking war or killing of innocent people but I also don’t really like liberal weirdos who annoyingly protest shit for the sake of protesting shit while not protesting the shit that actually affects them….

So seeing Dua Lipa’s thong with a cherry on top, the kind of Sundae you’d want to burry your face in, even knowing that cherry’s been long gone, all rotten and dried out, not a drop of juice still in it….

So yeah, she’s apparently a Muslim and this kind of behavior would likely end in an honor killing in some households, instead she just keeps on cashing in as a heathen…I’ve known a few wild Muslim party girls who came here for college that took off the hijab for 4 years of booze, coke and cock….only to go back home and get back to the more traditional life…maybe Dua’s doing that, just very publicly…

Or maybe she’s not Muslim at all, but instead a Satanic creation from the Movie Industry that is here to ruin religion because they want to be your gods…

Heavy conversation for a thong with a cherry on top pic….HEAVY…

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2024

29

Apr

Dua Lipa’s Knee Bra of the Day

Here’s some Dua Lipa taking content to the next level with what we are calling the KNEE BRA…

You’ve heard of the HAND BRA….but have you SEEN a knee bra?

I guess it’s technically an upper thigh bra, that’s not really a bra at all, but instead of her hands she’s using her legs to box out her nipples because she’s not that kind of whore, while giving you solid cleavage for what we’ll assume is ARTISTIC vision.

It’s how an amputee would do it, so inclusive and inspiring.

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2024

19

Apr

Dua Lipa Fucks a Diving Board of the Day

I am not sure that fucking a diving board, or really any inanimate object was Dua Lipa’s tactic to escape the Kosovo refugee camp she was human trafficked from, but I do think some war torn scenes that included empty pools surrounded by blown out buildings, where a diving board remained as a reminder of the kids that used to play on it….BUT she’s fucking a diving board right now….

I am sure if she was actually in a communist refugee camp, the fucking to get cigarettes, LEVI jeans, some contraband Michael Jackson cassettes was the real hustle, so fucking diving boards was likely fucking armed guards.

The truth is she was born in the UK and was never a refugee, probably always a rich kid, and that’s so upsetting to me.

But I’ll look at her pantsless and grinding on the pool, aquatics is a fetish!

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2024

05

Apr

Dua Lipa Demonstrates How to Take a Refugee Camp Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is a huge social media success story, where she’s not the top of the music charts and one of the most famous pop acts out there, probably not quite at the Taylor Swift billionaire level but she’s been at it for a shorter period of time and she’s not as fucking lame….

Her skyrocketing fame is a little less exciting when you find out that her dad is a high paid marketer who runs his own marketing agency who was smart enough to package his daughter right, but it still happened for her.

They like to play up a whole storyline that she was a Kosovo / Albanian refugee, or a product of a Kosovo / Albanian refugee and I like to pretend she’s a Kosovo refugee instead of some rich kid from the UK who got famous. It’s more fun.

So when I see the Kosovo in marketing pics that involve her in what looks like she’s taking a shit in the woods because no toilets are available, or in her case, in an alley because there’s no running water in her communist refugee camp…I get more excited than thinking “Oh here’s a rich UK born to immigrants living the dream posing sexy” because nothing is as sexy as the desperation of taking a refugee camp shit…

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2024

02

Apr

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is one of the bigger pop stars on the international level, which would be more impressive if I didn’t know that her dad ran a digital marketing agency that worked with seriously huge brands over her lifetime, allowing him to be on the forefront of social media at the time, realizing that with the right strategic moves, he could produce a star out of his daughter, which he clearly did. It worked.

That’s not to say that Dua Lipa’s tits and abilities as a popstar in this fake robot music era didn’t help the process, just because a motherfucker knows how to game the internet doesn’t mean that he can have all those wins he deserves….there’s an element of chance, luck, timing that goes into it….but it’s still enough to ruin the vision.

I always assumed she was a rich kid, just because poor kids are busy being poor to become huge stars, but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t also appreciate that idea that she was a refugee. Rich people can be refugees too, the poor people stay in those countries getting killed off, while the rich get on the lifeboat out of there….

So the whole refugee from a communist country who managed to make it in a new country, now on an international level of stardom, was great fantasy….

Which is why seeing her in her communist ballerina outfit speaks to my soul….you know like a Russian Ballerina forced to train all day until her toenails fall off, all to impress the ruling class…or be killed off…

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