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2024

01

May

Dua Lipa’s Cherry on Top of the Day

I don’t get into religious wars, I don’t even care about politics, but I did destroy my site traffic and never recovered during COVID because I was an anti-vaxxer who believed in FREEDOM and obviously was right about it.

I ignore all the bullshit about this war and that war and this religion and that religion, they are trying to oppress and divide us man….

I don’t believe in any fucking war or killing of innocent people but I also don’t really like liberal weirdos who annoyingly protest shit for the sake of protesting shit while not protesting the shit that actually affects them….

So seeing Dua Lipa’s thong with a cherry on top, the kind of Sundae you’d want to burry your face in, even knowing that cherry’s been long gone, all rotten and dried out, not a drop of juice still in it….

So yeah, she’s apparently a Muslim and this kind of behavior would likely end in an honor killing in some households, instead she just keeps on cashing in as a heathen…I’ve known a few wild Muslim party girls who came here for college that took off the hijab for 4 years of booze, coke and cock….only to go back home and get back to the more traditional life…maybe Dua’s doing that, just very publicly…

Or maybe she’s not Muslim at all, but instead a Satanic creation from the Movie Industry that is here to ruin religion because they want to be your gods…

Heavy conversation for a thong with a cherry on top pic….HEAVY…

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2024

29

Apr

Dua Lipa’s Knee Bra of the Day

Here’s some Dua Lipa taking content to the next level with what we are calling the KNEE BRA…

You’ve heard of the HAND BRA….but have you SEEN a knee bra?

I guess it’s technically an upper thigh bra, that’s not really a bra at all, but instead of her hands she’s using her legs to box out her nipples because she’s not that kind of whore, while giving you solid cleavage for what we’ll assume is ARTISTIC vision.

It’s how an amputee would do it, so inclusive and inspiring.

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2024

19

Apr

Dua Lipa Fucks a Diving Board of the Day

I am not sure that fucking a diving board, or really any inanimate object was Dua Lipa’s tactic to escape the Kosovo refugee camp she was human trafficked from, but I do think some war torn scenes that included empty pools surrounded by blown out buildings, where a diving board remained as a reminder of the kids that used to play on it….BUT she’s fucking a diving board right now….

I am sure if she was actually in a communist refugee camp, the fucking to get cigarettes, LEVI jeans, some contraband Michael Jackson cassettes was the real hustle, so fucking diving boards was likely fucking armed guards.

The truth is she was born in the UK and was never a refugee, probably always a rich kid, and that’s so upsetting to me.

But I’ll look at her pantsless and grinding on the pool, aquatics is a fetish!

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2024

05

Apr

Dua Lipa Demonstrates How to Take a Refugee Camp Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is a huge social media success story, where she’s not the top of the music charts and one of the most famous pop acts out there, probably not quite at the Taylor Swift billionaire level but she’s been at it for a shorter period of time and she’s not as fucking lame….

Her skyrocketing fame is a little less exciting when you find out that her dad is a high paid marketer who runs his own marketing agency who was smart enough to package his daughter right, but it still happened for her.

They like to play up a whole storyline that she was a Kosovo / Albanian refugee, or a product of a Kosovo / Albanian refugee and I like to pretend she’s a Kosovo refugee instead of some rich kid from the UK who got famous. It’s more fun.

So when I see the Kosovo in marketing pics that involve her in what looks like she’s taking a shit in the woods because no toilets are available, or in her case, in an alley because there’s no running water in her communist refugee camp…I get more excited than thinking “Oh here’s a rich UK born to immigrants living the dream posing sexy” because nothing is as sexy as the desperation of taking a refugee camp shit…

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2024

02

Apr

Dua Lipa Doing Ballerina Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is one of the bigger pop stars on the international level, which would be more impressive if I didn’t know that her dad ran a digital marketing agency that worked with seriously huge brands over her lifetime, allowing him to be on the forefront of social media at the time, realizing that with the right strategic moves, he could produce a star out of his daughter, which he clearly did. It worked.

That’s not to say that Dua Lipa’s tits and abilities as a popstar in this fake robot music era didn’t help the process, just because a motherfucker knows how to game the internet doesn’t mean that he can have all those wins he deserves….there’s an element of chance, luck, timing that goes into it….but it’s still enough to ruin the vision.

I always assumed she was a rich kid, just because poor kids are busy being poor to become huge stars, but that doesn’t mean that I didn’t also appreciate that idea that she was a refugee. Rich people can be refugees too, the poor people stay in those countries getting killed off, while the rich get on the lifeboat out of there….

So the whole refugee from a communist country who managed to make it in a new country, now on an international level of stardom, was great fantasy….

Which is why seeing her in her communist ballerina outfit speaks to my soul….you know like a Russian Ballerina forced to train all day until her toenails fall off, all to impress the ruling class…or be killed off…

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2024

05

Mar

Dual Lips Bikini Top of the Day

Dua Lips or Dual Lips as I like to call her is some human trafficked Bosnian refugee that they groomed to be a big star in the training facility in the UK. They pretend she had a normal family and a sister, but we all know how easy that would be to fake.

She’s one of the top pop artists in the world, all of her TikTok songs go huge and have inspired all the old timers to get off their cushy piles of money to created TikTok jingles too.

We’re living in the world of a marketing person’s wet dream because music isn’t designed to make people feel good, it’s designed like the songs of our youth in commercials were designed, so that we sing along to them all day because they’ve melded with our fucking minds.

What I like a DUAL LIPS creative direction is that she dabbles in lowkey whoredom, her ass is out, her tits are out, she’s not fully nude or finger blasting herself, but she’s whorish enough to imagine those dual lips in your face, which in an era of no imagination, where we need to be told what to like through mind control tactics they used when creating DUAL LIPA ….now using them on us…having that imagery done for us is ideal so that our minds don’t have to put the work in.

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2024

01

Mar

Dua Lipa’s Thong of the Day

Here’s an Albanian refugee living the American Dream far better than any Americans do, which almost makes you want to become a refugee, so that some nice man human trafficks us out of our war torn existence, to bring us to America or the UK to cultivate our talents and help us become the voice of a generation through years of training and abuse by their expert scientist brain washers….because they need to control the minds of the people and in order to do that they need leaders, idols and icons to do it….and to get those, they need hit songs they monetize and use sonic warfare to manipulate the audience’s mind through subliminal messagings…so that they buy into what they are told….all distracted by the thong ass of the messenger conditioned and bred for this…

Her name is Dua Lipa….and she’s probably got more than 2 lips…3 on the pussy and 1 on the face….

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2024

09

Feb

Dua Lipa’s See Through Dress of the Day

I am not entirely sure what Dua Lipa is in a see through dress for, but I assume it has something to do with her being a diversity hire.

You see, I saw part of the Grammy’s, my favorite part of the Grammy’s and not not when Tracy Chapman made an appearance, despite looking hotter than she has ever looked, but rather when the guy who works for the Grammy’s gives some silly speech about the Grammy’s and mentioned some inspiring shit about music bringing the world together so long as the world follows their liberal beliefs, otherwise you get cancelled and deleted, because that’s how that works….WE ARE ALL ONE….WE ARE ALL EQUAL….BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER…..unless you think differently than me, then you’re a nazi…and their true rage surfaces…

Anyway, he said Dua Lipa was a Kosovo refugee and now a star, when talking diveristy, so I guess being a Kosovo refugee makes you a Diversity hire like you’re Stevie Wonder, so maybe this is two diversity hires holding hands at the Diversity Hire Auction…you know where they sell the diversity hires to each other….

She’s in a sheer dress, she’s hot….that’s it.

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2024

05

Feb

Dua Lipa’s Ass Looked Good at the Grammys of the Day

The Grammys recognized Dua Lipa as one of their Diversity Hires like Stevie Wonder in some speech some guy was making about how music brings the world together despite our differences, so long as you agree with his libtard believes, because if you don’t you’re an unreasonable heathen who deserves to be taken out back and shot…but yeah, they mentioned her being a KOSOVO refugee that was brought to the top of the food chain thanks to music, and/or human trafficking…

Now, I don’t really give a shit about Pop Music, but at least DUA LIPA’s pop music is better than most of the trash being put out there, there’s a reason beyond everyone being a retard, that her TikTok hits are as big as they are….

I do think DUA LIPA’s puts on a good show and staring at her Ass with ASS STRAPS to make the Ass look better, when it looked alright to begin with is better than looking at some of the other fat, old, disgusting celebrities….like Beyonce dancing behind DUA:

So her Grammy performance, with her ass strapped up, was a decent one…out of all the Satanic options we were given…

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2024

25

Jan

Dua Lipa in a One Piece Thing of the Day

I saw that Dua Lipa is making what I assume is her first attempt at acting in some movie that had a premiere yesterday called Argylle. I think it’s some murder mystery bullshit and people love Murder Mystery bullshit.

This will probably take the super popular tiktok soundtrack producer from the pop charts to the Oscars, since acting really requires no fucking skill, especially when you’re a relevant talent that young people are seemingly into and that they’d possibly go to the movies to see in their debut role…..you know movie producers clout chasing DUA for the eyeballs and DUA trying to be the next J.Lo or Madonna with movie jobs to keep her busy between shit songs and tours she makes too much money on…

She’s won at life and through it all she’s had tits, which makes her more interesting than some fat tranny trying to make it in America….

She’s in a one piece promoting herself and it’s not as offensive as if she had a dick, that’s not to say she doesn’t have a dick, but it’s to say you can’t see the dick she has if she does have a dick.

Either way, this is what winning at pop culture looks like:

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