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2022

02

Nov

Dua Lipa Assumes the Position in Latex Slut Boots of the Day

Dua Lipa is popping a squat like a girl riding a suction dildo for the OnlyFans account and she’s dressed appropriately for that vibe, because she’s got her titties out in a top and a pair of latex fuck me boots on, which as far as latex outfits go are probably the hottest option available.

I used to have a friend who had a bunch of latex outfits, it was his fetish I didn’t understand, but he swore that see the way his cum dripped off latex was everything to him, ,so he’d have bitches he brought home to fuck wear the outfits, despite knowing other chicks wore the outfits, and it was the late 90s so a weird thing to do….or to have girls you brought home into….

I never understood why he would save up for those latex outfits, being someone who just likes girls naked, and who figures cum, all orange like Weinsteins, which is on record as being orange, can pool wherever the fuck it wants, I don’t need a special outfit to make it better so long as it happened….

But the latex boots, especially in a sitting on dick squat, from a shitty viral popstar is pretty hot…since she’s the best the industry has to offer.

Here she is on a boat…..

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2022

22

Sep

Dua Lipa’s the Most Important International Popstar of the Day

Dua Lipa is some Kosovo refugee who managed to climb to the top of the charts because she launched a youtube after her model agency called her fat…I don’t know if that is her official story, but that’s the take away I’ve managed to come up with after being forced to see her fashionable exhibitionism to maintain relevant for the coveted TikTok generation that dance to all her viral songs, this is the new and the only thing I can say is THANK god she’s not a fat chick, because if a pop star is hot, and Dua Lipa is hot.

I can buy into their making her the leader of their generation, if the popstar is Katy Perry, I have no choice but to think “she’s a plant from the feds to destroy society as a whole” because there is NO reason Katy Perry was the Dua Lipa of her generation, and with all the WOKE shit, just be happy she doesn’t have a dick, or at least one she’s advertising and using as part of her identity to get noticed.

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2022

06

Sep

Dua Lipa Wet of the Day

Dua Lipa’s the popstar of the era, she still attracts massive crowds of people, she’s got big viral hits thanks to TikTok, that people around the world awkwardly dance to, or make embarrassing videos they hope will make them famous to, but like all girls of her generation, she needs to show off her ass by the pool to really matter!

The money, the fame, the success, the hits, the legacy with shitty videogame caliber music ain’t shit, unless there’s consistent shameless selfies of her body to give people something to jerk off to, or at least want to fuck!

Popstars have always been slutty, it’s part of the job, but in a world that is so slutty, and that requires girls to self shoot their slutty, it reduces top tier talent down to the girl at the grocery store with a dream who just siged up to only fans, equally desperate because they are likely eqaully unhappy!

I’ll stare at all the smut they produce, but still think they are trash and not in a hooker I’d be into fucking because she’s trash kind of way, but a leave her in a dumpster she sucks kind of way, which I guess isn’t all that different of a concept!

Here’s a round-up of her other smut from her IG, including a brand partnership with Evian that we’ll assume she made 1 million on, and other SLUTTY outfits! She

‘s good

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2022

29

Aug

Dua Lipa Abs of the Day

I don’t know enough about DUA LIPA to know whether she’s worked off her tits or not, but I do remember them being a little more substantial, and all I really care about is the tits, because her music, which is some of the most popular music out there, is basically just videogame music designed to lower the expectations of music for the younger generation, you know eventually only having access to computer generated music since the people putting out the music won’t have to pay out talent or deal with their egos, but to get there we need everyone depleted of emotion, jacked up on SSRIs and used to shitty computer music!

She claims to be some self made plus sized model with a voice who took it upon herself to be the MOST famous thanks to having an internet connection andd youtube channel, which is possible, but the origin story is irrelevant, when I’m looking at the tanned Albanian, which could be a racist thing to say, you know “DON’T MENTION SKIN COLOR”, but SHE is tanning censorship board, but more importantly, she’s got a hot body, toned stomach, is half naked with her eyes shut, in deep thought, maybe writing the next great hit song to destroy the future generation of real music with algorithm determined triggers that understand how to brainwash and control the listener through soundwaves! Neuro Science / Witchcraft!

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2022

26

Aug

Dua Lipa Slutty Dress of the Day

Dua Lipa’s got her titty out, barely, but she’s the biggest pop star on an international level because that’s what happens when you get on Youtube and DO IT YOURSELF, the DEVIL finds you, and makes selling your soul a lot easier than the other way around, assuming her entire exitence isn’t fake and her whole DIY celebrity a lie, wouldn’t that be crazy, it’d be like how they feed signed talent through American idol to go viral, to help launch their celebrity on a huge show, but if it was done on YOUTUBE which would take far less effort, either way, she’s compromised and can’t be trusted based on her being a celebrity alone, because they all fear losing the celebrity, that they basically do everything they can do to maintain it, from pushing bullshit, to lying to their fans, because they only give a shit about themselves!

Not that that has anything to do with Dua Lipa’s tits, which is what we are here for!

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2022

19

Aug

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

Dua Lipa’s seems to be a Yoga Enthusiast who could suck her own dick, but likely just sucks other people’s dicks, in order to get to that top level celebrity superstar that she is.

They play it off like this Albanian Refugee who was Human Trafficked to the UK in order to be the next great American popstar was a self made, self starter, who just launched a Youtube and that was the end of that.

Amongst all the people, talented, digital marketing masters, she for whatever reason got to the fucking top of the chart, had all the TikTok hits and now goes on GLOBAL tours that sell out because people are sheep and like the same fucking things……..things they are told to like..

I don’t buy it, it would just be too hard for someone to manage celebrity, international tours, and all that other shit….

If she was a legit viral star from Youtube, she’d be running a podcast, doing brand deals, maybe an OnlyFans, the fact she’s doing world tours, means there’s a team behind her that SHE works for and that don’t WORK for her

But what do I know, she’s the best this generation’s got, even if this generation is scummy trash, and she’s on some rich person vacation with her tits out and that’s all I really need to know.




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2022

17

Aug

International Superstar Pop Star Dua Lipa Fucks the Pool of the Day

Dua Lipa is some Kosovo refugee that they’ve packaged as a plus sized model who turned to youtube in her revolt to the unrealistic body norms they put on girls, so she was just going to pave her own way, and because the stars align for people who they plant, she went viral, got a record deal, became a top billed artist, destroys it on TikTok where millions of people have done bad dances and lip synched to her video game sounding songs, because Dua Lipa’s a self made, self starter and there’s no way that they’ve just positioned her that way to help escalate and elevate her fame……

But yeah, she’s super fucking famous, on world tours, has fucked Gigi Hadid’s brother and I’m sure a bunch of other people, and she consistently posts slutty clickbait for the perverts, because it is part of her brand, or part of the culture man, if you don’t get half naked on social media, you don’t matter, or you’re not maximizing the fucking experience that social media offers.

Since I think everything is fake, I don’t believe any of the storylines, but even if her story is real, it doesn’t change the fact that she’s humping a pool and posing half naked with her tits out, not necessarily as naked and revealing as she’s been but good enough to keep her fame momentum going……

Young, rich, hot, famous, half naked, hot.

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2022

16

Aug

Dua Lipa Watermelon Tajin Titties of the Day

Dua Lipa is culturally appropriating her Watermelon by adding Tajin spice on it, this is the kind of thing that would get you cancel at colleges around America, like when the white staffed cafeteria makes Butter Chicken, PROTESTS HAPPEN.

The Kosovo refugee turned biggest pop star of the times, thanks to youtube and tiktok so you know her celebrity is legitimate and her music is of top quality, just using a Mexican Condiment with her tits out like she can’t get cancelled, because she can’t get cancelled…she’s too big…….and not even a transgender, because these outraged idiots of the internet are selective in their targeting, if they like the celebrity, the celebrity can do and saw whatever they want, if they don’t like the celebrity, they can’t jerk off on the phone when talking to other comedians on the phone, like a normal person…….or worse……misgender someone.

Everyone’s dumb, but I’m here for the tits, trying to make sense of it is a waste of fucking time.

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2022

11

Aug

Dua Lipa’s Potential Pussy Slip on Stage of the Day

Is this a Dua Lipa pussy slip?

I guess she’d have to have a pussy to have a slip, and in this era, that is just not something we can confirm, they call them traps and it is likely they are sneaking one in on us through tiktok pop hits, you know to have a good laugh about it. I know, you’d think any trans at her level would mooch off the hype around being trans, but it’s more lucrative to keep up the inversion of truth, those who pay the bills, rely on that!

I mean they tell us shit music is good music and shit celebs are great celebs, why wouldn’t they pretend their shit music shit celeb is a girl when she’s a dude…right…

Speaking of trans, I keep getting sent trap porn links because I’m on a list, or because they are trying to get me into it, and I wonder if the guys with small dicks transition so that then become girls with big dicks, since girls don’t have dicks, making their nudes less embarrassing due to small dicks, even though most trans nudes have bigger dicks than you, but you’re not putting nudes online…if you know what I mean…

Like dick too small for porn, become a chick, and dick becomes huge for a chick basically overnight, all while being woke, with a marketing hook, and a stripe on the gay pride flag…or do they do it because they are actually chicks born in the wrong body…lol…….

So yeah, is this a Dua Lipa pussy slip?

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2022

07

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

I don’t know when this bikini pic is from, but seeing some top selling popstar who makes shitty fucking music, but people have no taste, no standard, and have no idea of what quality content is because they’ve never been exposed to it because they’re from the pop / instagram generation of dog shit being amplified for the clicks….just clickbait across the board…all they care about is likes and follows and that doesn’t require the best, it requires the bare minimum marketed right…..it’s why close-ups of throat fucking is all you need for a hit porn….there was a time you needed a PIZZA DELIVERY BOY….or a script…

SO they’re just here for the quick hit of meaningless bullshit to amplify their own celebrity….and they help push it with slutty content….not that spread leg bikini pics are all that slutty for the most part, they are standard fare, but 10 years ago, this would have been seen as racy as shit, show stopper….so Dua Lipa may be trying to be edgy, but it will require more GAPING..

It’s a start though….and we know she’s got the budget to invest in her smut when she needs more press, which for now, she’s already at the top so its slutty to maintain, it’s slutty for the holding pattern…..and it’s not seen as slutty cuz normies are actually being slutty to get ahead and it far more hardcore than a bikini selfie for attention….

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